i have thoughts on the hugo d almonte IG press release about outing khalid

when i don’t believe a word coming out anyone’s mouth/fingertips,
i like to look into everything they’re telling me to see if they’ll slip up.

this is why i only go with receipts when it comes to stories.
anyone can say/font anything because pathological liars do exist.
hugo d almonte,
the jackal who outed khalid,
did his best IG press release to defend himself.

i have thoughts

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let’s blame the democrats for this loss because it’s their fault

I’m not exactly deep into politics like some of Political Foxhole,
but i’ve learned a thing or two from the sidelines.

tbh,
as a kid,
politics was a non-factor to me.
it was boring.
i was too busy being a kid,
snooping in the forests of tabloid magazines to care.
hurricane katrina happened and I saw this:

my fav rapper at the time merging into his frustration with politics.
i’ll never forget seeing dead black bodies floating in the water.
that visual still haunts me.
it was the moment i realized just how dark and twisted the political game could get.
fast forward to the social media era

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did drake forget he started this rap battle or…?

Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?

imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG

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“something something” cease and desist is for hoes – drake said

Hear ye,
Hear ye!

Drake’s been demoted to jester with the latest.

once the ruler of hip hop for many years,
drake found himself at the mercy of kendrick’s lyrical guillotine in their rap battle.
with one clean swing with “not like us”,
the new heir to the throne took his seat,
leaving drake out here scrambling to save face.
instead of bowing out gracefully,
our former king decided it was time to sue

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is jail the new dating hot spot for males that are exactly your type?

X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail
.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

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trump went to the NFL for a baller in his latest DEI hire

Add the wrestling lady somewhere in there.

the whispers were getting louder.
everyone was complaining that trump didn’t pick any black folks for his cabinet.
all the usual suspects like candace owens and herschel walker?
left on read.
tim scott married a white vixen only to be an after thought.
bryon donalds was hoping for a seat but that hope is running dry…

trump said he’s tired of ya’ll complaining and hired a DEI for one of the jobs.
so who is the lucky one?
the one that was waiting in the wings for his time to shine?

it happens to be an ex-baller wolf

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