Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI IT'S A DUB JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE UGH X MARKS THE FOX

being black in corporate is a scam (pass it on)

if this panny has taught me anything,
i’ve learned that i can’t do corporate anymore.
i iz tied massa.
tied.
i’ve been in corporate for close to 10 years and my cup runneth empty.
ya’ll cups runneth empty to the way everyone is protesting going back into an office again.
i felt what my sista,
jasmine gardens,
was talmbout when she posted this video on her ig:

 

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why would you want to go back to jobs where folks are going to cry in the bathroom?

Why is it okay to be pushed to the point that you’re crying at work??!?!

i couldn’t believe that behavior was coming from bosses i thought were cool too.

everyone thinks white corporate is a shit show,

but i’ve learned black corporate is just as worst tbh.
it doesn’t get any better on that side of town either.
this doesn’t apply to all jobs,
but this is my experience

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Posted in BLACK LIVES MATTER IT'S A DUB LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE TURN YO TV ON

black folks need to stop trying to be included in white shit (heavy on the pick me energy)

friends.
a white ass show,
with white ass people,
doing white ass shit.
a show i actually enjoyed tbh because it was funny to me.
the word “friends” always triggers black folks and i don’t know why.
black twitter was filled with venom towards the friends reunion on hbo max.

“They was never any black friends!”
“They copied Living Single with the concept!”
“I never watched an episode and I know I’ll hate it.”

what?
what?
and what?
a foxholer sent me this picture and the main conversation was…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI IT'S A DUB JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES UGH WOW

all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot…

all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot to wake my ass up.
that’s all i wanted this afternoon.
i needed that boost because i’m dragging af today.
so i hopped on my phone and hit uber eats.

What is the equivalent of being “hangry” but in need of coffee?

i order:

large cold brew iced coffee with almond milk,
toasted almond shot,
extra caramel swirl,
the expresso shot for a boost,
and less ice.

also add: warmed coffee cake muffin on the side.

i’m excited even typing that out.
all comes to 14.66.
when the delivery jackal (and ill get into why he is a jackal) pulls the bag out…

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Posted in I CAME... DID YOU? IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" IT'S A DUB JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

jd blackstone and atl tayh show us break up to make up sex on onlyfans?

*the following entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

sexual tension.
you know what it feels like.
mr and mrs smith” (one of my fav movies) with brad and angelina is a great example.

i wanted to fuck both of them after watching this movie.
it’s tension between two people that want to smash but are holding back.
the tension manifests in anger for some folks.

Some males who are secretly attracted to you will treat you like shit,
ignore or ghost you,
and act hella weird which leaves you confused as to why.

it’s called “i want to smash you so hard but i’m straight and can’t feel like this“.
some are homophobic,
but sometimes i think homophobia is misdirected sexual tension.
remember when porn stars,
jd blackstone and atl tayh were out here fighting in the atl forests?
( x see that smoke here and here )
i mean,
legit pulled up and fought twice?
i guess all that smoke was strong sexual tension because

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" IT'S A DUB JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW

“that’s me! i ain’t no a catfish! it’s a filter homie!” the kinda sorta maybe catfish said.

when i saw to be on the apps heavy,
i remember meeting this wolf jackal from another state.
the first night he arrived,
we were to link and probably fuck.
from what i remember from the pic he showed me,
he was really attractive.
he wasn’t “a fantasy“,
but he was a cute regula degula.
or so i thought.
when we met tho…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT'S A DUB ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES UM IM CONFUSED WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

it be like a scene in mean girls when penis is involved

i fux with mean girls heavy.
i’m sure i watched that movie over 100 times.
i own it to so…

vixens can be very catty,
especially when it comes to penis.
they will stab you on some jon snow/game of thrones shit…

…over a pineapple.
hell some of us as gay males get involved in their cattiness too.

Don’t have a dude be attracted to you and not some vixen you know.

She is in love/lust with his ass,
but he really is interested in you.

 

like,
congratulations,
you won a gay or bi male!
the following video is the perfect example of vixen cattiness at its best.
3 “friends” were pulled into a prank.
Ā 2 of the friends called one of their manz to see if he would cheat.
they were supposed to pretend they wanted to chill with him without the girlfriend.
well…

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