i kid.
i kid.

its actually quite shocking the amount of people who have herpes at this moment.
they say over 50% of people have oral herpes,
but 1 in 8 people have genital herpes.
unlike other STDS,
you can catch herpes with a condom.
its important to tell folks your status before they sleep with you.
you hide it,
give someone something they didn’t ask for,
and the whole forest ends up knowing cause you got hit with a lawsuit.

sidebar: its like when DL hyenas hurt someone for telling their secret,
but now everyone ends up knowing the secret cause his dumb ass got arrested.

acting wolf,
travis cure,
allegedly gave someone herpes and is getting sued over it (via tmz)…

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.
we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:

“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.

also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.

i can’t even open that in public.

it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.

it’s giving tumblr 2.0

be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?
i’ve haven’t seen the:

i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.

…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…

we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
when they do say something:

many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.

that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).
i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.
i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.
i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:

everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.

the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…

i love when the Foxohole has a past story that gets a update,
especially a good “we know whodunit“.
we lovvvvvvvvvvvve a good whodunit round dese hind parts.
if i’m lucky,
many of ya’ll got the inside scoop too.

we all thought julian taylor morris dun it.

remember ( x this story ) when his late manz,
deundray cottrell,
turned up dead in a shed and julian’s first instinct was to go missing.

sidebar: that is always the first sign of guilt for me.
yo ass should be at the station cooperating with law enforcement.

putting on the track shoes and skipping town?

julian comes back,
IG update a new manz,
and is all over rih’s social media like he got a new attitude.
well one thing hyenas don’t realize is:

the F-BI gon’ F-BI.

they think they got away with it,
but the F-BI is building a case.
they are watching everything so when they come knocking,
they got enough evidence to bring the whole house of cards down.
it seems julian’s alleged house of cards came down cause via “foxatlanta“…