it follows after you have sex and get to itching

it follows is a movie about a demon that kills you after sex.
if this were real,
many of us wouldn’t stand a chance.
every year,
there’s a new real life version of it follows when it comes to sex.

Have sex and you might leave with a demon that needs medication.

2024’s new story line of it follows is in new yawk and…

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if you took the vaccine, you’re gonna die! LMAO

I had a friend who didn’t take the vaccine.
She was adamant about not taking it even though I did.
Whenever she would hear alleged bad news about taking the vaccine,
she would always say:

“Ya’ll went and took that vaccine…”
“Ya’ll this…”
“Ya’ll that…”

…and i found that shit to be really disrespectful.
i was about two seconds from cussin’ her ass TF out.
like…

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so, allegedly, megan thee stallion was front row in nicki’s box seat?

i bought jaguar wright‘s first album.
i think i might have been the only one.
i bought it because of her being on jay’s unplugged and the coke commercial with the mouth:

Remember when neo-soul was poppin?
I miss that era.

I didn’t realize how much drama them neo-soul folks were in around that time either.

anyway,
the album was terrible and she vanished slowly after.
jaguar has been running her own platform,
being on all the podcasts,
but her mental illness as the main feature.
she has said some wild things in the past but allegedly,
she said she saw an alleged tape of nicki minaj and megan the stallion performing.

not the type of performing you are thinking about tho…

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wah gwan with this trash from drake today?

drake was at his handsome-est during the scorpion era.
whatever era started the low fade/beard combo
tbh.
as soon as he got the cornrows,
started dressing in early 00s garb,
and everything looking way too oversized like he is trying to hide his weight…

He started to look really “ugh” to me.

you what else “ugh”‘d TF outta me?
this patois-country remix he was featured on today called “wah gwan delilah“.
it’s a cover of “hey there delilah” from plain white t’s

but…

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trump can do whatever he wants and we have to deal guys

can i ask ya’ll a serious question.
this is just something i’ve been pondering the last few days,
while watching all the rage and think pieces from trump supporters.

Why is it okay for Trump to contradict himself?
Why does he get a pass for his shenanigans?

it’s like the sibling who can do whatever but we get punished for breathing wrong.
remember when it came to hilary “lock her up” clinton back in 2016…

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speaking of diddy and his rumors…

you know when rolling stone gets to investigating ya.
so rolling stone was doing a 6 month deep dive on all things diddy and…

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