hey babe, new tariff update just dropped

so Foxhole,
the toxic relationship just called us with an update:

The tariffs are off for 90 days.

i thought our new president said other countries were trying to kiss his ass

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“i want him to break my back and call me the “n” word disrespectfully”

we have all said/fonted some creative and wild shit when it comes to males.
before God started working on me,
i was one of those who said/fonted some wild shit.

Have you ever seen something that legit SHOCKED you tho?

you were like,
wait,
what????
“.

that was me the other day.
i don’t watch wrestling but i do like looking at some of the wrestling wolves.
austin theory,
being one of those wrestling wolves.

( x ever since his alleged home video collection leaked )
his subreddit is pretty wild.
i saw the following in there and gasped.
i’ve seen white twink foxes cross the line into the next town but…

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“where are the two black people to speak out and save us from this doom?”

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down
in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:

“Where is Obama?”

bad enough:

“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um

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jaclyn the jackal juggles white lies and gaslights the truth

The name “Jaclyn” = “Jackal”.
Am I the only one who picked that up?

there are many reasons why we lie.
sometimes it’s to impress,
protect,
or not to be judged by others.
we have all told white lies or invented some wild stories out of pure nonsense.

If you haven’t watched HBO’s “White Lotus”,
I suggest you go to a 3 season binge because this season is fantastic.
I thought last season was good but this season tops that.

i’ve been rummaging around my head about the character of jaclyn,
who is played by michelle monaghan.
she has created quite the conversation about her story line outside of the incest one.
she told jimmy kimmel that vixens in her life have called jaclyn a “bitch”,
while the gays are all for her ruthless shenanigans.

when i got out of gay logic and back to common sense,
i had a thought (with spoilers)…

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kanye is out here playing a dangerous game with people’s kids

we’ve all been guilty of talking about someone’s bad ass kid.
the tantrums in restaurants; sticky paws on your furniture.
we’ve all thought it:

“Get your little demon under control.”

…but let’s be clear,
there’s a difference between calling a kid a brat and crossing into dangerous territory.
one is rightful judgment and the other is pure malice.
kanye has sprinted past the line a long time ago.
that jackal is in a whole other town.
last week,
he decided to take a vicious swipe at beyoncé and jay-z’s younger kids:

…using a slur that should’ve ended his career.
he’s now got dj akademiks running PR for his downfall,
spreading the same garbage on a random podcast

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Lawd even the women in atl gotta hop on prep too

Why did we allow Atlanta,
the place that is the mecca for black gays and black excellence,
become the epicenter for HIV?

why did we allow this to happen?
everyone loves to have sex but why did we have to do it so recklessly?
even though this one here gets on my last nerves:

the fact she lives in atl and has to announce she is on prep,
a drug that helps gay males not catch HIV

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