it’s not about being gay but moreso the bag khalid has

Khalid shutting down anyone who doubted his pull.
Hell,
maybe those who didn’t think he had pull.

calling khalid ugly is absolutely ridiculous.
i’m not shocked about khalid being gay.
ya’ll done told me it started with his song,
location“.
apparently,
the clues are in the lyrics and the alleged grindr notification sound.

the real headline is…

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there is something so fun about pulling the curious up out these menz

Have you ever realized that no matter how you looked or acted,
you could pull the “same sex experimentation” out of certain males without a lot of effort?

my special powers is that i make anyone feel comfortable.
i wouldn’t have spent so much time hating myself for being different.
when i think about all the wolves i bagged without even realizing it,
i actually feel like the sexiest person alive.

I thought they were being standoffish but I’d always catch them staring.
Not only that,
when we were alone,
I couldn’t get them to shut up.

so those feminine traits of mine i once despised?
they were like magnets that pulled the curiosity out of my admirers.
instead of obsessing over the ones who wasted my time,
i should’ve just shrugged and said:

BYE BITCH!

because,
in reality,
i was always pulling someone even bolder and sexier.
i didn’t have the tools to understand my own power.
it wasn’t until i stumbled on someone like @martinurzua.com,
casually flipping the script in making wolves curious like this one…

that i realized

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did shannon sharpe butt or penis dial into IG live of him allegedly at poundtown?

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

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so you were trying to bag the married “maybe not straight” male on IG but…

…he ended up blocking your Finsta on IG.

yikes.
a Foxholer slid into my DMs today with this spicy dilemma,
and it’s been simmering on my mind ever since.
first things first

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i think we are missing the obamas frfr

Have you ever found yourself missing the Obamas,
wondering if we were just…
better with them in charge?

last night,
as i watched them speak at the dnc,
it felt like a wave of nostalgia mixed with a cold dose of reality.
the obamas have this way of making you want to level up.
michelle,
especially.
i’m glad that she has shifted her past stance.
she went from “when they go low, we go high” to:

“You come for me and I’ll dropkick you straight to hell.”

i’m here for every bit of it.

after the speeches ended and the tv went dark,
a thought kept circling in my mind.
is it just me…

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Foxhole: if you do this, it ends with you winning the war

Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?

in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder
than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…

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