the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

…he ended up blocking your Finsta on IG.

yikes.
a Foxholer slid into my DMs today with this spicy dilemma,
and it’s been simmering on my mind ever since.
first things first…

Have you ever found yourself missing the Obamas,
wondering if we were just…
better with them in charge?

last night,
as i watched them speak at the dnc,
it felt like a wave of nostalgia mixed with a cold dose of reality.
the obamas have this way of making you want to level up.
michelle,
especially.
i’m glad that she has shifted her past stance.
she went from “when they go low, we go high” to:

“You come for me and I’ll dropkick you straight to hell.”

i’m here for every bit of it.

after the speeches ended and the tv went dark,
a thought kept circling in my mind.
is it just me…

Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?

in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,“
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…

I had to wonder:
Have you ever wondered if our regrets are just roadmaps leading us to where we need to be?

yesterday,
i had a heart-to-heart with karaoke about the ghosts of our past choices.
she’s doing well,
by the way.
anyhoo,
in therapy,
i’ve been wrestling with the regrets of what i tolerated back in the day.
people i should have cussed out or making better decisions.
then,
she dropped a bombshell of wisdom on me,
and i’m going to do my best to capture her words…

I’m not even gonna hold you but he has some big bunz.

sometimes,
you can’t always tell when a male has nice cheeks when he is wearing pants.
kendall washington from love island fame is one of those types.

we fonted about him ( x and that tail of his ) the other day.

i never got the point of outing someone over something petty,
but outing someone you supposedly loved and trusted?

That’s next-level betrayal.

kendall addressed his outing on his IG stories…