Oh,
where,
Oh where…

twitter,
IG,
and OF are all gone.
The Foxhole has been barking about the following missing pretty penis…

Looks like there’s a scandal brewing in the forests…
and it’s got one of my faves tangled up with one of my not-so-faves.

we’ve all heard the warning:

Never invite a third wheel into your bed.

threesomes have a funny way of turning into twosomes,
with you left on the sidelines,
but it seems this attentionisto didn’t get the memo the first time around.
( x we fonted about him here )
( x and here )
an F-BI,
(fox bureau of investigations for those always confused)
slid into my box with some juicy intel.
it seems my well-endowed fav might have found himself in the middle of a cuck mess.
the F-BI sent me this:

if the following is the reason,
seriously,
what were you thinking…

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.We knew…
or did we not want to believe?

i didn’t!
well,
i don’t think i did but we hear so many stories of DL and gay-for-pay.
where there is smoke,
if you go deep enough,
there is bound to be a bunch of DLs dancing around the flames.
so i was watching one of my fav twitch streamers,
caroline kwan,
and she mentioned an alleged quote from tom hardy from 2010.
he admitted he had sex with males before because well:

Hollywood heart-throb Tom Hardy has revealed he had a string of gay flings as a teenager. The 32-year-old Inception star, who is engaged to British actress Charlotte Riley, 28, and also has a two-year-old son with a former girlfriend. But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said:

‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for ****’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. ‘A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.’ 

Sources: Daily Mail | Advocate

so yeah,
um…

holy shit.
you know if he was black,
that would never would have come out his mouth.
upon further investigation,
i found an alleged pic “face down; tail up” of him…

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even though stevie j is a walking toxic hazard with a reputation that could sink a ship,
and let’s be real…

He’s probably got more skeletons in his closet than a haunted house.

there’s one thing we can all agree on…

Jay ellis is destined to be etched into pop culture history as an icon.
Lawrence from HBO’s Insecure?
Forever Legendary.

if you weren’t there to witness the “lawrence hive” in action during insecure’s marathon,
well,
you missed an era for fuckbois everywhere.
that final scene in season one?
unforgettable.
lawrence shattered hearts and made enemies everywhere with big titty tasha.

That sex scene was one of the rawest moments in black cinema,
hands down.
I said what I said.

i knew jay was packing some serious heat,
but at ’24 culture con,
he gave us all a reminder…

I think Quincy Combs is cute but I don’t think he is sexy.

there is nothing wrong with that in my eyes.
that would not stop him from getting sex in any forest.
i saw a video posted of him and even though he was showing us what that tongue do…