he said, “i’m an actor! of course i’ve had sex with other males”

.We knew…
or did we not want to believe?

i didn’t!
well,
i don’t think i did but we hear so many stories of DL and gay-for-pay.

where there is smoke,
if you go deep enough,
there is bound to be a bunch of DLs dancing around the flames.
so i was watching one of my fav twitch streamers,
caroline kwan,
and she mentioned an alleged quote from tom hardy from 2010.
he admitted he had sex with males before because well:

Hollywood heart-throb Tom Hardy has revealed he had a string of gay flings as a teenager. The 32-year-old Inception star, who is engaged to British actress Charlotte Riley, 28, and also has a two-year-old son with a former girlfriend. But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said:

‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for ****’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. ‘A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.’ 

Sources: Daily Mail | Advocate

so yeah,
um…

holy shit.
you know if he was black,
that would never would have come out his mouth.

upon further investigation,
i found an alleged pic “face down; tail up” of him

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stevie j is a piece of (juicy) work

even though stevie j is a walking toxic hazard with a reputation that could sink a ship,
and let’s be real

He’s probably got more skeletons in his closet than a haunted house.

there’s one thing we can all agree on…

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lawrence hive forever: the rise of jay ellis and his unforgettable assets

Jay ellis is destined to be etched into pop culture history as an icon.
Lawrence from HBO’s Insecure?
Forever Legendary.

if you weren’t there to witness the “lawrence hive” in action during insecure’s marathon,
well,
you missed an era for fuckbois everywhere.
that final scene in season one?
unforgettable.
lawrence shattered hearts and made enemies everywhere with big titty tasha.

That sex scene was one of the rawest moments in black cinema,
hands down.
I said what I said.

i knew jay was packing some serious heat,
but at ’24 culture con,
he gave us all a reminder

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quincy brown will be used in this entry about cute, handsome, fine, or sexy

I think Quincy Combs is cute but I don’t think he is sexy.

there is nothing wrong with that in my eyes.
that would not stop him from getting sex in any forest.
i saw a video posted of him and even though he was showing us what that tongue do

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that big tail was only for this attentionisto’s pleasure?

There is one issue I find with having a big tail.

let’s start with the positives first.

All the wolves in a 4 block radius want you
It’s easy to pull the DL males out the closet.

some males will do anything to get inside big cheeks,
clean
or not.
the problem i’ve found is:

They only care about their pleasure from your big tail than your own.

I often wonder if they can tell you’re bored?
i find this with most attentionistos-turned-sex workers on OF.
a F-BI sent me the following and i said to myself…

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king nate has heavy competition for Foxhole’s prettiest saddle because…

back in ’96,
ginuwine had a hit song called “pony”.

as a kid,
i didn’t realize just how sexual it was.
i hated the video and the song took a while to grow on me.
Mum was OBSESSED with everything about it tho:

…and i understand why.

back in ’20 foxhole past,
i gave my fav OF,
king nate,
the title of ( x foxhole’s prettiest saddle ).
he deserves it because his saddle is chef kiss.
nate might have some heavy competition in ’24 because the following wolf is coming hard…

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