Pose! Up Front and Personal with George Hill

Things I have learned about George Hill While Reading His REAL Twitter Timeline

He is a homophobe.
He is having a lot of sex.
He is lonely…. with many hoes.
He goes to the club scruffy.
He smokes a lot of weed with his friends.
He has sex in his car.
He is a street corner quote hussla.
He doesn’t have a job.
He wonders how all his pictures get online.
He needs to pull those boogers out his nose when he takes pictures.

Ok I made that up.

We know his Twitter makes him appear like the the typical ignorant negro.
That’s fine.
I’d rather him not talk personally.
Just shut the fuck up and give me material to jerk off about.

I decided to give my Foxes something to lust over.
… even though he comes off as an asshole lol…

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The Bulges Seen Around The World

Well this is going to be exciting match up.

I can feel it!!
I feel it real deep inside…!!

This is what I’m sure you would be saying if you had the following gentleman in you.
Here are the two contestants:

Orlando Scandrick

Justin Tryon

Below is the battle of the BULGE.
Who looks like they have the prettier package?

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MEAT (67)

“I mean, that looks…. okay.
I don’t want to gas you up or nothing…
How about I see the merchaindise inside the jeans before I make a final decision.”