uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks

You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.

chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:

they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:

it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.

a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…

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i don’t know what glen powell put on me but i’d love all of that, please

I forgot he was in Scream Queens.
Chad Radwell was everything back then.

ima keep it 110 with you,
but i didn’t get it when it came to glen powell.

he was just another white male who acts to me.
it wasn’t until i watched twisters and he did this…

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who wants to live their truth with jahfari too? *raises hand*

every time i see jahfari,
he also looks like another version of my first Foxhole crush,
devin thomas.
God,
remember those days?

a F-BI sent me a drop letting me know that jahfari might be inching closer into the Foxhole

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i’ve been fantasizing about him f*ckin me again so i went and looked…

Have you ever found yourself looking back at someone you swore you were over?
Because,
well,
I did.
I shouldn’t have,
but curiosity got the best of me last night.

lately,
he’s been dominating my thoughts out of nowhere.
not just that,
but i’ve been seeing his name everywhere.
there was a time when just thinking about him would cause me pain.
my stomach would hurt and i’d feel like i’d want to vomit.
i had a hunger and craving of him filling me up.
after a friend casually mentioned him out of nowhere,
i started to wonder:

Was it all a coincidence?

so,
i went and looked…

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the wolf with the cheek print in his sweats

I didn’t really see too many fine “risk it all” wolves last night.
That or I’m outgrowing basic hood wolves.
There was one tho…

so i had to rush to the bathroom after i watched “smile 2”.
it was packed in there but when i walked in,
i was met with the fattest pair of butt cheeks i’ve seen in a while.

And he had the nerve to wear tight sweats to highlight it.

some wolves don’t play fair.
head on,
you could see the outline of both cheeks in the sweats,

but from the side

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“he’s a good man, savannah. a good man!”

What if a male is the ultimate fantasy to fuck,
but once you have both fucked each other’s brains out…
that’s it?
No sparks,
No substance,
and just one giant meh.

everyone’s still buzzing about victoria monét and john gaines jr. splitting up.
apparently,
she’s moving on:

leaving everyone asking:
why would victoria let go of such a fine,
fine,
and “did i font fine” wolf like john?

“If i was with John,
I’d fuck him absolutely stupid,
bathe him,
and drink his bath water,” said literally almost every gay and vixen on Bey’s internet.

but i want to challenge a thought…

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