there’s some hoes in this box (they want his hose in their box)

There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.

when you look like jon the barber

…you become even sexier.

jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner


but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out

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so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways

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hey Foxhole, wake up, the alleged pipe leakage of the assassin dropped

…allegedly fonting,
of course.

do you see that facial?
those eyebrows?
that hair?

who would have thought that would be what the “the adjuster” looked like?

with the following alleged pipe leakage that an F-BI sent me,
was he packing another weapon somewhere else too
?…

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brazilian beauty

before kevin spacey decided to destroy legacy,
he was known as one of the best actors from the 90s.

one of my favorite movies is “american beauty” that he stars in.
i recommend that movie to everyone because i love it so much.
the message in the movie is really deep and hits different as an adult.
this part in the movie goes down as one of the iconic scenes in movie history.

That song is on our iPhones as a ringtone,
yes?

when i saw that wolf above covered in roses,
it reminded me of that scene.
that wolf tho…

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and i’d totally let him assassinate my…

The hunt is officially on.

first off,
i ain’t never seen no one send condolences over a public death.
second of all,
the cryptic breadcrumbs this gotham villain left behind.
the bullets were alleged engraved with “deny,”
“defend,”

and “depose”.
check this ( x marks the fox of the title of that book ).

lastly,
they dropped the alleged photos of our mysterious anti-hero…

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what is happening to him?

there is a misconception that the younger you look means the better you are.
tbh,
if you take care of yourself,
you can reach the exclusive “daddy” status.
if you’re lucky,
“zaddy” status.

one of my fav white wolves is confusing me with his aging or work out process

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