Category: THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE
kanye’s next smash is called “kissing cousins”

last season,
we saw two brothers engage in incest-like relations on the white lotus.
game of thrones crawled so these other shows could walk tbh.
in past entries,
i have had a few Foxholers share about experimenting with incest as kids.
that topic was always very taboo and/or “it was who explored my curiosity with first“.
it seems like kanye might be blowing the lid off his own secrets.
pun actually intended.
in an alleged “journaling tweet” of his,
he admits to having a close relationship with his cousin.
by close,
i meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…
usher expected an usher to do his job and hold the door

do you know your worth?
you could have 1 dollar in your account but demand to be treated a certain way.
for many of us,
we forget our worth and allow ourselves to be treated any kind of way.
we think we need to “be a certain way” in order to get what we want.
People who know they worth don’t keep the peace.
They know to shake shit up until everyone gets it right.
when i saw usher calling for the doorman to hold the door for him,
i thought to myself that this was just usher being extra.
“he already had the door open so why did he need to call the doorman over.”
keyword: the doorman.
in a group chat i’m in,
i posted the video and karaoke had this to font…
the all female space crew are not catching why people are dragging ’em

Oh Gayle.
Oh,
my sweet summer child.
gayle,
i understand you don’t understand the criticism happening lately.
the one about you and the rest of ^those folks heading to space:
i fully get why you are confused but if i may,
i can shine light on why many in the forests are reacting…
“where are the two black people to speak out and save us from this doom?”

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:
“Where is Obama?”
bad enough:
“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um…
justin bieber is on the autobahn kind of crash out

hailey bieber did not expect to get this version of justin bieber when she married him.
stalked,
manifested,
and sunk her claws to hold onto dear life.
even having a kid with her isn’t stopping the full speed crash out of him.
justin bieber has been off the beaten path for a while but this here…
jaclyn the jackal juggles white lies and gaslights the truth

The name “Jaclyn” = “Jackal”.
Am I the only one who picked that up?
there are many reasons why we lie.
sometimes it’s to impress,
protect,
or not to be judged by others.
we have all told white lies or invented some wild stories out of pure nonsense.
If you haven’t watched HBO’s “White Lotus”,
I suggest you go to a 3 season binge because this season is fantastic.
I thought last season was good but this season tops that.
i’ve been rummaging around my head about the character of jaclyn,
who is played by michelle monaghan.
she has created quite the conversation about her story line outside of the incest one.
she told jimmy kimmel that vixens in her life have called jaclyn a “bitch”,
while the gays are all for her ruthless shenanigans.
when i got out of gay logic and back to common sense,
i had a thought (with spoilers)…
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