Hey there,
Foxhole,
do hear that knock?
Listen.
Just listen…

that’s the sound of many males sliding deep into your DMs.
why?
there’s a war brewing and not just in the forests but in the sheets.
post-election,
elon’s swamp is being drained and many vixens are putting a pause on penises.
enter: the 4B movement…

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole…

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

pettiness entered the building and the war has started.
it’s not the civil war everyone was thinking would happen if he lost.

It’s the silent war that is happening since he won.

ultra pettiness is the weapon of choice.
as the right celebrates their win,
everyone else?

The era of the Werewolf has arrived and the blood lust is strong.

so since the narrative of “illegals need to be out of here“,
it seems many folks are going to use ICE as their weapon of choice.
one of my friends sent me this today…

Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.

he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..

Azealia Banks was a vision.

she came out around a time that no female rapper was doing what she did.
tbh,
she has stayed consistent throughout the years.
currently,
no other female rapper is doing what she does.
as we know,
azealia has a black belt in dragging.
i think her heavy white stan base,
and the occasional black on-lookers who loves when she drags someone they hate,
are her biggest stans.
someone came for her and she decided to drag the entire gay community…