robert griffin III wants us to all kiss and make up after the election results

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.

Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

dear america,
this is a safe space…

is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.

in his tweet

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(not) stuntin’ like my daddy

Everyone has an opinion about King James and his son,
Bronny.

last night,
they made their debut as a father/son duo on the NBA season opener.
all of my straight friends roll their eyes when i’ve asked them about these two.
apparently to them and others on the internet,
bronny is not good at ball and should have went in another career direction.
it got me to thinking about fathers and the weight of their expectations of following in their footsteps.

My own sperm donor would’ve been over the moon if I picked up soccer or cricket,
just like he did.

the idea of me following in his toxic-masculine footsteps would’ve made him so proud.
this is the same jackal who told me that when i was a baby,
and his pack of jackals asked him if he was sure i was his,
he pulled down my diaper

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when you pay for sex work, you better get what you want for that hour or two

“I think you should have him dry hump you.
To feel that body on top of you even if you don’t want to get penetrated.
At least,

add that to the session.”

when i fonted that to a Foxholer,
one who was paying for sex work with a “straight but gay for pay” attentionisto

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hi, i’ve decided to be straight to lower the volume of the whispers

Is it just me or do we all know a male who seems to be living in a perpetual state of scrutiny?

maybe it’s us right now?
as we navigate the high-stakes forest of corporate life,
or even if we are in entertainment or sports,
the whispers begin the moment we start to climb the ladder.

“Is he married?”
“Does he have kids?”
“I don’t see him talking about anyone special…”

once those whispers gain volume,
especially if we are hiding who we are inside,
we will do anything to lower them.
we duck for cover with “the ugly“,
the desperate“,
or some black males get with “the white” to keep a low profile.
in all of those spaces,
it’s better optics to have a vixen on your arm around your straight (or white) peers.
even in our families,
among our friends,
at church,
or in the neighborhood,
if you’re a guy without that “basic” life…

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did shannon sharpe butt or penis dial into IG live of him allegedly at poundtown?

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

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the interview with the DL pro athlete who has a lot to (not) say

We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.

a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.

he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…

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