uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks

You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.

chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:

they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:

it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.

a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…

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should i have been expecting more from this chris sails leakage?

for this following leakage,
it would be one thing if we got the “chris sails shortly after queen naija” era.

the following chris sails is the wolf you wanted and when you finally get him,
he wasn’t at his peak and let himself go.
you do it because you want to see if he would measure up to the fantasy.
unfortunately,
your yelp review isn’t going to give him a good rating.
so one of the F-BI hit me up early this morning with:

“This was on Elon’s swamp before I delete my page”

and of course,
it was chris in full ( x expose ).
i’ll give my further thoughts below…

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flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern

Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?

aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…

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will his porn past get him a pass into the MAGA family?

You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?

…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:


if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts

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the DL male and the ex NFL baller wolf get outed for supporting trump?

You don’t get to fuck me,
vote against both of us,
but still get to enjoy the benefits on the low.
Nah homie.

outing anyone who is doing anything to hurt others,
while under the disguise of creepin’ on the DL,
is valid.

You don’t get to be DL with gay males but voted for hatred.
You don’t get to be DL with trans vixens but voted for their removal.

and for the straights:

You don’t get to be white but secretly sleeping with black and brown vixens,
but you out here voting for white supremacy.

again: nah homie.
DL jackals,
straight and not straight,
are outta here if they’re promoting and supporting hatred they creep for.
they don’t get to secretly enjoy throat,
foxtail,
dick,
or black and brown pussy while being the enemy within.

you can’t have it both ways as we can’t or aren’t allowed.

so the following fox started a trend on elon’s swamp.

he tweeted:

and outed an alleged DL male who voted against what he really stood for...

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another NBA baller gets outed because a gay male got angry

you meet a NBA baller wolf and get into a situationship with him for 5 years.
something goes down and you’re left feeling hurt.
what do you do?

You out him on your social media for the forests to see!

…because the vixens do it when they’re mad so why not?
like,
duh.

a Foxholer sent me the following of…

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