Category: A COUPLE MINUTES OF AWESOME
after beyonce, who’s next?

So,
I cried…
today.
keyword: today.
i wasn’t about to get netflix just to see beyonce perform yesterday.
netflix and i are on bad terms right now,
but that’s another story.
today,
i watched her concert in houston and it was chef’s kiss.
it’s a whole different level when black excellence takes the stage.
bey has been the entire forest in an industry where we’ve had to fight just to plant roots.
yesterday,
she graced her hometown with a special christmas performance at some arena.
something about the nfl…
ya know,
who cares because once bey rode in on her high horse…
it’s not about being gay but moreso the bag khalid has

Khalid shutting down anyone who doubted his pull.
Hell,
maybe those who didn’t think he had pull.
calling khalid ugly is absolutely ridiculous.
i’m not shocked about khalid being gay.
ya’ll done told me it started with his song,
“location“.
apparently,
the clues are in the lyrics and the alleged grindr notification sound.
the real headline is…
Continue reading “it’s not about being gay but moreso the bag khalid has” →the handsome Foxholer hit me right in the feels

…and this is one of the spots that i like hit.
one of my handsome Foxholers sent the following to me.
it shook my insides and i wanted to share it with the Foxhole…
apple made it so you can cheat and be DL in peace with this new update

yesterday,
it took damn near a whole ass day to charge my iPhone.
after updating to ios 18,
it was things were on snail time.
it got me sooooooo vex.
Sidebar: the fact that Apple Intelligence aka Apple AI,
which is only available on new models,
is absolutely ridiculous to me.
Instead of them offering basic AI functions in this new iOS,
like for productivity use in mail and calendars,
they want you to go buy a whole new phone.
Out of control.
besides the new photos app remodel being a choice…
these folks who cheat or DL are gonna love this new feature cause…
Continue reading “apple made it so you can cheat and be DL in peace with this new update” →the childless cat ladies are about to come out together for chaos and destruction

When your enemy is making a mistake,
let them.
No need to play savior.
i love for jackals and hyenas doing dumb shit.
every single one (or three) of them who’s tried to come for me?
they may have won a round or two but i always win the war.
that’s the thing with fools:
They only plan a few steps ahead not realizing the future has their own downfall.
fonting of bad moves…
Remember when JD Vance called every vice without kids a “cat lady” at the start of this election?
like,
that’s the insult you’re going with?
it alienated a whole chunk of voters.
taylor swift has owned it,
claiming the childless cat lady title,
and i’m here to font that…
did shannon sharpe butt or penis dial into IG live of him allegedly at poundtown?

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…
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