Category: A COUPLE MINUTES OF AWESOME
grey underwear is the blessing for butt cheeks

there are some males that i’m curious what their DMS look like.
i can just imagine it looks like a craigslist in the late 00s.
i said to myself the other day,
i said:
“Self,
I wonder when Kharl is going to bless us with grey underwear?”
grey underwear is the equivalent to grey sweats but for your big bunz.
you can clearly see every and all curves of the print of the cheekage.you know you tail is big when you can see it in grey sweats.
ask and i shall receive…
the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.
we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.
i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.
for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...
you’re single and hating life on valentine’s day, huh?

What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.
because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:
“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”
but realistically…
Continue reading “you’re single and hating life on valentine’s day, huh?” →so i watched the halftime show with kendrick lamar and oof…

^this shot goes so hard.
the bending as the flag symbolizing how the US was built off the backs of blacks.
you KNOW that pissed them off but…
Isn’t it funny how some people only see the frosting but never question what’s in the cake?
last night,
while most were just hyped for “not like us” at the halftime show,
i couldn’t help but see the layers kendrick was serving.
first off,
let’s give drake a standing ovation…
i thought DEI hires were useless? well, they sure did win the super bowl

the so-called kings of the nfl got their crowns snatched at the super bowl.
hell,
it was legit handed to them tbp.
last night wasn’t just a regular super bowl:
It was a reckoning.
while the forests were preparing for a “look at how taylor reacts” glaze sesh…
and can we font about what her manz was wearing last night?
ugh.
i would NEVER let my manz walk out the door like that.
like,
WTF is that?i know him saying ( x he didn’t like gumbo ) made the spirits MAD too.
something far more satisfying ended up unfolding…
i’ll take the united states of canada with a gulf of america special

I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.
our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.
instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america…
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