is that right romeo?
well is it in the front?
or is it…

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who knew elephants didn’t “play that”?
so im trying to get my mind back in order after my traumatizing day.
this is the first thing i see on youtube.
i had to show and tell…
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didn’t even realize lady gaga’s video for applause came out.
how late am i?
again?…

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“thats right.
suck on the pinky toe boo.
put your tongue in between the creases…”
lebron james and “his soon to be” wife,
savannah,
decided to take a quick trip to st. tropez.
he decided to wear flip flops and well…

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well dawn robinson is not a happy camper is she?
she quickly erased that tweet too.
sheesh dawn!
cranky much?

*goes to listen to lucy pearl*

would you take leadership from jamie foxx?
what about will smith and kanye west?
well jamie wants to step up to the plate since no one else is.
check his speech at the lincoln memorial
honoring martin luther king’s “i have a dream” own speech…

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