Looks like there’s a scandal brewing in the forests…
and it’s got one of my faves tangled up with one of my not-so-faves.

we’ve all heard the warning:

Never invite a third wheel into your bed.

threesomes have a funny way of turning into twosomes,
with you left on the sidelines,
but it seems this attentionisto didn’t get the memo the first time around.
( x we fonted about him here )
( x and here )
an F-BI,
(fox bureau of investigations for those always confused)
slid into my box with some juicy intel.
it seems my well-endowed fav might have found himself in the middle of a cuck mess.
the F-BI sent me this:

if the following is the reason,
seriously,
what were you thinking…

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Isn’t it wild how the moment someone problematic drops their clothes,
everyone suddenly forgets what a mess they were?

take james charles,
who will be the example in this entry.
he was public enemy number one for the last few years.
( x see why here )
he was responsible for this iconic stan twitter meme:

the second some alleged video sext leakage put that big white tail on display…

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They say money can either polish you up or strip you down to your worst.

so, if you’ve got a nasty streak or a twisted soul,
wealth and fame are just the highlighter that brings it out for the forests to see.
from the following,
looks like dj akademiks might be living proof of that.
remember when he was low-key on the complex show with joe budden and nadeska?
back then,
he seemed harmless but life has a funny way of flipping the script.
turns out,
some of those types are hiding a whole lot of chaos under that nerdy/corny exterior.
see: a bunch of twitch and kick streamers.

Who would’ve thought Akademiks would find himself tangled up in an alleged gang rape scandal?

what in the…

I’ve found my latest obsession.

i really love the motown sound.
i’ve liked it even as a kid.
it reminds me of being in Mum’s car where i was introduced to older music.
my mother liked current r&B of that time but anytime we got in the car,
she would have the station on the golden oldies.
because of her,
one of my fav songs is “baby love” was diana ross and the supremes.
i was on youtube and randomly bumped into these AI remixes…

I love how ratchet we get and then talk about God.
I love how unhinged we are on here.

so last night,
something so wild happened that i had to share it with The Foxhole.
picture this: i’m sprawled out on my couch,
mid-binge of queen sugar.
i left hanging somewhere in the chaos of the rona.
i figured why not start from the beginning and get lost in that drama again?

Sidebar: something urged me to watch it again.

…but as the first episode rolled on,
my mind wandered back to some therapy revelations from earlier that day.
i was thinking about seeking acceptance and the trauma from my youth.
just when i was deep in my thoughts,
someone i’m cool with hit me up in DMs randomly.
we don’t really talk like that but we respect each other heavy.
he knew Star Fox as well.
so this person went MIA for what felt like forever and randomly hits me up out of the blue last night.
Foxhole…

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings…

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.
she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday…