don’t swallow because his sperm might have the rona

…ed?
there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.

if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
legs,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
yup.
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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I’ll Have A Cup of Semen With My Sandwich Please

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wtf is going on with the world?
it’s like the jackals are coming out more and more.
before we know it,
they will start overtaking the good.
so this jackal decided to pour his semen on this vixen at panera bread.
yup.
he just walked up to her and gave her head a cup fulla nut.
cbs12 has more on this disgusting story…
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