everyone meet conchita.

…aka vanessa bryant.
she is the original true to life basketball wife.
while everyone is chasing the likes of evelyn lozada,
this is the real vixen who gets the love from the foxhole.
she stay keeping her husband’s balls in a vice grip when he fucks up.

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look at her face.
LOL!
she just unlocked her instagram and i had to share a couple pics…

Continue reading “The REAL Basketball Wife of LA… and The Other Seasons.” →

even though he had some drama in his past (click here),
it won’t take away from the lips, body, and what looks like a magnificent peen.
he did a video when green bay won the superbowl and well…

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I can picture you in a black leotard and high heels.

You have 2 other dancers next to you.
Your smile is infectious.
As you adjust the wedgie out of your butt cheeks, you get into position.
1, 2, 1, 2 3…

… if you are going to do it, at least shave those hairy legs.

Seriously though, we all grew up with the impression we would be married one day.
Some of us watched our parents live a fairy tale life of wedding bliss.
Well, some.
Others watched a single mother busting her ass to make sure her kids were fed.
But as Foxes, Wolves, and Hybrids our dreams of marriage look kinda bleak.
Wolves do not want to get tied down.
Foxes and Hybrids want an emotional “ring” to make them feel complete.
In a world where sex comes first and a relationship is a question mark,
can a Fox really get married?
Would a Wolf actually want to cuff a Fox or Hybrid with two simple words with a priest behind them?
Or, is this all just a cute little fantasy to play with toys?
I had to wonder…

Is gay marriage impossible?

Continue reading “If You Like It, Don’t Just F*ck Me Good! Buy Me A Ring!” →

Not this year fellas.

someone make sure my bron bron is okay.
we at the Foxhole think a suicide watch is in full effect.
hope savannah has enough tissue to dry those tears.
dallas sure did when they wiped their ass.

Later.