kim kardashian

Did Kim Kardashian Just Show All Our Favs How It’s Done?

kim kardashian showed us,
didn’t she?
i guess that boredom of hers led to great things.
so remember when she went to the white house last week?
she went to get alice marie johnson freed from prison.
well in a weird twist of fate,
it looks like trump granted her request.
this is what “reuters” had to say…
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Kim Kardashian Is What The Attentionistos Want To Be, But Can’t

i was legit waiting for a pig to fly across my skyline today.
when i woke up and saw the following,
i had to wonder if i was dreaming.
kim kardashian.
going to the white house.
discussing prison reform with tang.
i had to wonder if i was in another dimension or something.
alas it happened today and it was NOT a joke…
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What Would Make You Name Your Cub…

laqaunasha.
aqua’lanetta.
bertha.
elmer.
helga.
mort.
i often wonder,
when you’re looking at your new cub after the birth,
what about it said…

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The Kardashian’s Pissed Ya’ll Off With Their Halloween Costumes

it really pisses me off aaliyah‘s music isn’t on any streaming networks.
well,
besides her first album which i could definitely leave.
her uncle needs to be thrown into a volcano.
every halloween,
we try to replicate something/someone in pop culture.
that she hyena ya’ll don’t care for,
kim kardashian,
tried her hand at being aaliyah in her “try again” video.
this is what was the outcome…
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So Ya’ll Unfollow Kim Kardashian?

folks be weird.
so ^that is the cake they thought kim kardashian naturally has.
which by the way is completely unattractive.
so once they found out she was having her paparazzi photos edited,
the only logical thing to do was un-follow her.
well kim kardashian lost a ton of followers since she was exposed.
the daily mail has the full expose…
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Kim Kardashian Puts The “Hoe” In “Holy”

when rumors said kim kardashian was getting more “holy”,
after that alleged paris robbery,
this is not what i thought she had in mind…
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