Last night was one of those nights where being media just hits different.

shoutout to a Foxholer for sending me the hookup to see “smile 2” early.
the timing was wild though.
i was literally just talking about the first “smile” with a friend…

…and boom,
like magic…

Would you settle for the knockoff version of something instead of the original?

earlier today,
i was at dunkin,
indulging in my usual iced coffee.
it was one of those “i deserve!” days.
while i was casually scrolling through my phone,
i heard this deep and low voice behind me.

“Can you add caramel to this coffee,
please?”

it sounded like work wolf…

I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.
that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out…

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You cannot,
and will not,
font that Rhyheim Shabazz is not a good looking hybrid.

so when i look OF content,
it is the passion that takes it (literally) for me.
it’s the act of sex itself that is sexy to me.
there will always be a level of dominance in sex,
because it is still an animalistic (and painful) act,
but i always enjoy the big things in the middle when someone is being topped.
i’m full of puns today.

The moaning
The grunting
The begging
The eyes rolling
The “Oh babys” and the “I can’t take anymore”

if that ain’t happening,
i’m not interested.
there has been a whole discussion on elon’s swamp about rhyheim.
i peeped that someone tweeted:

“They let Rhyheim HAVE IT.”

…about his latest scene that happened to be a threesome.
“pops impaled” as he called it.
first of all,
pops with these two young looking twunk wolves?
what?
anyway,
when i went to go look because i was expecting a scene…

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What happens when you realize you’ve been the superhero in everyone else’s story,
yet your own plot feels a little…
un-heroic?

i made a mistake.
a big one.
after days of feeling so low,
it hit me like a lightning bolt…

I guess the cats out the bag because my manz,
Aaron Pierre,
is now on everyone’s “to f*ck” list.

it was so wild that one of my vixen friends hit me up about him the other day.
need i remind everyone The Foxhole covered him ( x first ).
you know i like to be on the bottom of things when it comes to wolves.
aaron had everyone salivating with his role on “rebel ridge” on netflix.

the feral whores started plotting after this role so you know that has me vex.
i’m sure this next casting announcement is gonna make the line even longer via deadline…