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Dr. Fix-A-FLat Won’t Be In The Office For A While (Try Back In A Few Years)

i suspect the next time anyone wants fake bunz,
they will make sure to do the research.
so a transgendered she-jackal is headed to jail.
she thought she could play “doctor” and fill bawdy parts with glue and fix-a-flat.
it wasn’t until one of her clients died that she was hauled off to jail.
well she will be sitting on her own fix-a-flat to think about her crimes via the new york post…
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I Went And Got Some Fat Butt Cheeks And Now I Can’t Touch My Feet

so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?

you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…