these are the males calling themselves alpha nowadays 😂

How are vixens getting wet for the males of today?

when i use to hang out with the straights in the 00s-10s,
it was interesting to see them in the hunt.

they would range from fine to average,
but they would all approach vixens they were interested in.
even the finest ones got rejected but 8/10,
they’d end up getting a number.
did the connections work out?
eh,
but they shoot their shots if they wanted pussy.

At least they tried.

nowadays,
the game seems have changed for the worse.
today’s straights have become so bitchy and sassy.
they spend all their days want to physically show strength,
working out for days on end to build testosterone,
only to be narc bitches for socials.

“Show me the last seflie you took.”
“Show me the last picture you took that got a lot of likes.”

“Show me the last time you complained how lonely you are.”

i saw this clip on twitter that represents dating in 2024

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he comes with alleged presents that the vixens don’t want?

I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.

that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out

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so they’re fighting people for wearing trump shirts now?

Peep the views.

i knew we’d end up here soon.
the so-called “race war” initiative was bound to kick off but let’s be real:

No one actually cares.
We’re just counting down the days until this election circus is over so we can get back to living our lives.

it’s all getting so tired and guess which team continues to stir the pot?

why aren’t they realizing the antics are turning many people off?
so the following popped up in elon’s swamp:

A white she-jackal supposedly getting beaten up for,
wait for it,
allegedly wearing a Trump shirt.

of course…

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why is it okay for jesse watters to say this tho? it was out of control

*investages jesse watters*
July 9th?
A Cancer?
ugh.

i saw something yesterday that left me seriously disturbed.
i mean,
fox news does tend to serve up some questionable content,
but jesse watters took it way too far.
he decided to disrespect kamala harris in the most vile way possible…

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42k had sex in houston, texas and they’ll cum with party favors?

“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…

or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different
but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.

as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

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diddy is gonna try to sell us a bridge in brooklyn next

i couldn’t help but wonder,
in a world without the internet

Would we still be hanging on to Diddy’s every word,
taking his “apology” at face value?

the real kicker is,
he managed to trip over his own statements by his actions.

diddy said his accusers,
cassie included,
were fabricating stories for a quick payday.
he even said in another post that time will tell the truth.
but then,
bam,
a video surfaces of his abuse caught him up in 1080p.
what really gets me when watching the “apology” video

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