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F-BI DROP: the pretty penis was found but in a deeper hole?
everyone’s been barking,
asking the million-dollar question:
Where,
oh where,
did the pretty penis go?
king nate pulled off the ultimate vanishing act,
but one of the f-bi might have a lead on the mystery.
here’s what landed in my box…
and trust me,
the truth…
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i’d like to learn more about the snake in his drawz tbh
crocodilecam is a wildlife conservationist.
we stan an animal lover.
he is really handsome,
kinda short,
but he has a nice bawdy:
per his IG,
his specialty is the rescue and removal of snakes:
per a Foxholer’s drop,
allegedly,
he has a bigger snake of his own…
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he said, “i’m an actor! of course i’ve had sex with other males”
.We knew…
or did we not want to believe?
i didn’t!
well,
i don’t think i did but we hear so many stories of DL and gay-for-pay.
where there is smoke,
if you go deep enough,
there is bound to be a bunch of DLs dancing around the flames.
so i was watching one of my fav twitch streamers,
caroline kwan,
and she mentioned an alleged quote from tom hardy from 2010.
he admitted he had sex with males before because well:
Hollywood heart-throb Tom Hardy has revealed he had a string of gay flings as a teenager. The 32-year-old Inception star, who is engaged to British actress Charlotte Riley, 28, and also has a two-year-old son with a former girlfriend. But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said:
‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for ****’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. ‘A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.’
Sources: Daily Mail | Advocate
so yeah,
um…
holy shit.you know if he was black,
that would never would have come out his mouth.
upon further investigation,
i found an alleged pic “face down; tail up” of him…
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he finally got an OF but some of you think there is a tiny problem?
This just in from the F-BI:
one of your favorite attentionisto has made the leap to OF.
realizing he had nowhere else to go,
and his dreams of stardom started to fade,
he decided to start making good and easy money.
in his grand debut,
however…
Some of you had a problem with his introduction video that he deleted.
it’s kind of a maybe…
small issue.
this is what was sent in…
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you’re so good in bed, you can’t even keep a FWB? (eyebrow raise)
Let’s font about a statement like the above.
how many times has someone said/fonted this,
we get curious.
and it ends up being really mid?
i feel like when anyone makes a statement like this,
you gotta show TF up.
If not,
it’s giving a heavy:
after this drop that a Foxholer sent in…
i think the attentionisto who wrote that statement above might be a go….
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do we care about the music after they drop the nudes?
i always font that the final card you can play in the attentionisto forest is an OF.
once that card hits the table,
it’s a wrap.
that is their new career along with a side of escorting.that’s if they aren’t homophobic and dull.
i’ve noticed that many attentionistos think backwards.
they want to be like kim kardashian and how she came…
on the scene.
they think they can drop the nudes first and the fame comes after.
what they fail to realize is:
That is pretty much end game once the fantasy has been revealed.
let’s take this gorgeous but attentionisto hybrid…
as an example for today’s font-versation…
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