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is timothy champagne flip flopping like a fish out of water?

Timothy Champagne likes to flip flop and not in the good way.

so i’ve never heard of timothy champagne up until today.
~~why does he look like jeffrey dahmer?~~
after careful investigation,
i see why he is so popular.
straight + gay for pay + hybrid = “the gays have made him rich“

…but it seems like he actually had an alleged boyfriend.
so i got a drop from a F-BI about timothy and his recent flip flop scene...

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so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

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hey Foxhole, wake up, the alleged pipe leakage of the assassin dropped

…allegedly fonting,
of course.

do you see that facial?
those eyebrows?
that hair?
who would have thought that would be what the “the adjuster” looked like?

with the following alleged pipe leakage that an F-BI sent me,
was he packing another weapon somewhere else too?…

when dirty hands leave stains

My grandmother always said,
“Bad association spoils useful habits.”

as a young fox,
i rolled my eyes because i was desperate to belong.
as a grown fox with many experiences of betrayal under his fur?
it turns out that Gran was right.
enter the jay and diddy alleged debacle…

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do you think peanut the squirrel was putting nuts in this hole?

Allegedly fonting,
of course.
Clearly,
I’m late on this (w)hole Peanut the Squirrel debacle.

over the weekend,
i ended up watching this video from tiktok about it.

@forfoxsakewildlife
Replying to @Terrafirma about Pnut
♬ original sound – For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue

in a nutshell,
no pun intended,
the owner should not have had that squirrel in the first place.
peanut and a pet racoon ended up getting taken away and euthanized.
in that tikok,
it was mentioned the owner was attractive so i wanted to be nosy.

oh,
he is “one of those”.
gotcha.
the Fox-vine was fonting that even tho he has a wife,
he seems to allegedly appeal to gay males.
so then i went down even more of a hole than i should have.
i landed in a deep one.
allegedly…

the DL male and the ex NFL baller wolf get outed for supporting trump?

You don’t get to fuck me,
vote against both of us,
but still get to enjoy the benefits on the low.
Nah homie.

outing anyone who is doing anything to hurt others,
while under the disguise of creepin’ on the DL,
is valid.

You don’t get to be DL with gay males but voted for hatred.
You don’t get to be DL with trans vixens but voted for their removal.

and for the straights:

You don’t get to be white but secretly sleeping with black and brown vixens,
but you out here voting for white supremacy.

again: nah homie.
DL jackals,
straight and not straight,
are outta here if they’re promoting and supporting hatred they creep for.
they don’t get to secretly enjoy throat,
foxtail,
dick,
or black and brown pussy while being the enemy within.
you can’t have it both ways as we can’t or aren’t allowed.

so the following fox started a trend on elon’s swamp.