It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer…

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,
she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence…

something told me to wait a minute about jonathan majors.
just chill jamari,
just chill.
when i saw the trailer for “magazine dreams“:

he can act and has a nice bawdy.
those things are facts but he is still weird.
allegedly,
in this audio from “rolling stone“,
it seems he admits to all that he claimed he never did…

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.
they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.
brace yourself…

picture one of your fantasies on social media.
any male,
whether he is gay or straight.

How far would you go to see a male you have fantasized about having sex?

well,
that was me last week and i got disappointed…

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Timothy Champagne likes to flip flop and not in the good way.

so i’ve never heard of timothy champagne up until today.
why does he look like jeffrey dahmer?
after careful investigation,
i see why he is so popular.
straight + gay for pay + hybrid = “the gays have made him rich“

…but it seems like he actually had an alleged boyfriend.
so i got a drop from a F-BI about timothy and his recent flip flop scene...

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…