For the final day of 2024,
the air feels different,
doesn’t it?

maybe it’s just me,
but i’m inspired about closing the chapter on a year like this one.
was 2024 a dumpster fire?
was it a garbage bag filled with shit that was set on fire?
was it cleaning your Foxhole out,
only to be stood up?
was it meeting the wolf of your dreams for him to be a pu$$y azz bitch?

absolutely,
but here we are.
we are standing on this year’s ashes with a hint of optimism creeping in,
whether we admit it or not.
so,
how am i going to end this year?…

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

Have the 2024 election been one big practical joke?

somewhere,
it feels like the mic dropped and we are okay with it being on the floor.
we’re living through a joke of an election that isn’t very funny.
in fact,
it is quite scary how we have normalized bad behavior.
just when we thought it can’t get more un-serious,
this rally at madison square garden yesterday…

i don’t even need to font this for The Foxhole…

Last night’s debate between Kamala Harris and Trump?

utter disaster.
i mean,
like,
eye-openly bad for him.
kamala snatched donald’s wig,
threw it on the floor,
and used it as a hacky sack.
the moment she mentioned his rallies,
it was game over for what was holding his mental health together.

Foxhole tip: the quickest way to unravel a narcissist?
Bruise their ego.

now,
two of the things i really loved…

Tonight is the big night.

the much-anticipated debate between kamala harris and trump.
think of it like pay-per-view but without the bill.
it’s going to be the most viewed,
streamed,
and dissected event of the year.
some are crossing their fingers for kamala to verbally annihilate him.
others are hoping trump will leave her stumbling.

How do i feel?

well…

This is such a beautiful shot.
It conveys a message the same way Obama’s run did.

Have you ever wondered why some people take so long to reveal their true selves?
Like,
why wait for the grand finale when the world’s been watching the whole time?

the ’24 DNC was one of those rare moments in history.
it was the kind we might never see again.
if you weren’t there or didn’t watch,
you seriously missed out.
honestly,
kamala’s speech last night on the finale…