trump is (not) ready for battle against kamala harris?
You ever been in a situation where someone did you dirty,
but instead of pullin’ up on you,
they decided to play a disappearing act?
They had plenty to say behind your back,
but the moment you come for them,
they pulled a vanishing act like they were in some twisted game of hide and seek?
yeah,
i’ve been there too.
they broadcast their drama with you to the whole forest,
but when it actually telling you to your face?
radio silence.
it’s like trump is feeling that way about kamala harris.
he’s been running his mouth,
or should i say fonting his truth socially,
about her and her campaign.
with the debates coming up in 2 weeks,
he’s allegedly got a case of the…
where did my pretty penis go?
Oh,
where,
Oh where…
twitter,
IG,
and OF are all gone.
The Foxhole has been barking about the following missing pretty penis…
so they are trying to make ya’ll alcoholics in DC?
I don’t drink alcohol anymore.
shocking,
right?
it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.
truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.
i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.
don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!
I prefer to eat my weed instead.
tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting…
i wonder if jennifer lopez learned anything in this ben debacle?
Can you imagine being Jennifer Lopez right now?
Lawd have mercy.
honestly,
this mess is on her…
so i watched kamala harris speech at the dnc and well…
This is such a beautiful shot.
It conveys a message the same way Obama’s run did.
Have you ever wondered why some people take so long to reveal their true selves?
Like,
why wait for the grand finale when the world’s been watching the whole time?
the ’24 DNC was one of those rare moments in history.
it was the kind we might never see again.
if you weren’t there or didn’t watch,
you seriously missed out.
honestly,
kamala’s speech last night on the finale…
did a foxhole fav and his big meatz break up this relationship?
Looks like there’s a scandal brewing in the forests…
and it’s got one of my faves tangled up with one of my not-so-faves.
we’ve all heard the warning:
Never invite a third wheel into your bed.
threesomes have a funny way of turning into twosomes,
with you left on the sidelines,
but it seems this attentionisto didn’t get the memo the first time around.
( x we fonted about him here )
( x and here )
an F-BI,
(fox bureau of investigations for those always confused)
slid into my box with some juicy intel.
it seems my well-endowed fav might have found himself in the middle of a cuck mess.
the F-BI sent me this:
if the following is the reason,
seriously,
what were you thinking…
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