sonya massey could have fared better with the prowler than the police

Have you updated your “in case of emergency” contacts in your phone?

if not,
i’m judging you heavy.

you know how it goes when election season rolls around.
suddenly,
out of nowhere,
black folks start dying and chaos begins to ensue.
the tragic death of sonya massey in illinois is just the beginning of the madness…

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this reality star scored a hole in one with this alleged leakage

This doesn’t help the rumor that DL males use white vixens as a cover

back in the days before social media,
anyone who was about to be in the spotlight got a clean sweep.

a team of special agents would get all of their scandals under control.
some scandals even involving murders.
these days,
any regula degula could get their 15 minutes of fame.
that means no special agents to wash their dirty laundry.
the F-BI scored an alleged hole in one with this reality star.
hole” being the operative word…

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why do ya’ll think julian taylor morris killed deundray cottrell?

ever have trouble keeping up with a story because it’s just too bizarre?
it’s like jon benet ramsey or the oj murders.
there is always a new twist and turn that makes it even more outrageous,
all the while in creating doubt along the way.
this one has the gay forests in a chokehold.
it’s a murder mystery that’s juicier than what you had for sunday brunch.

so,
in a nutshell,
that trio called skiiboyz is now down to two.

the one with the dreads (deundray cottrell)?
he’s no longer with us.
the redbone (julian taylor morris)?
allegedly the prime suspect in why dreads is gone.
the whispers are everywhere:

Did he really murder Deundray?

here’s is what i got so far…

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are you getting chased by your bear or are you fighting that b!tch?

I had to wonder:
Have you ever felt like you’re constantly being hunted,
as if some unseen predator is always lurking just beyond the shadows?

in the animal kingdom,
every creature has a predator that hunts them.

they either learn or are gifted the skills to survive.
even the weakest animals have been given speed.
in the human jungle,
especially now,
we’re all being hunted by something in our backgrounds.
each one of us has our own cross to bear and i call it…

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on this new episode of “the life of why?”, biden drops a bombshell!

THIS JUST IN: Biden ditching the “president” title and going rogue.

everyone wanted it and they got it because just like that,
our mid-summer season finale ended on this plot twist

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who knew he’d become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch ?

quiet as kept,
a lot of straight males are a #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
let’s not shame straight males for discovering the pleasure of a milked prostate.
once a finger goes in and they have the hardest orgasm of their life,
the toes curl and eyes roll in the back of their heads,
you could as well forget it going forward.

“Baby,
can we do that…
thing…
we did the other night.
You know that thing you did to me?
Can we do that thing again?

Please,
baby,
I’ll take out the trash tomorrow.”

the following acting wolf has become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch too…

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