the water that had a side of pee and an incurable std in it
Mum always told me if i was away from anything i was drinking/eating,
throw it in the trash.
you don’t know who will try to put something in it.
the following story goes deeper into what she warned me about.
a janitor did something to a worker’s water bottle,
but she ended up getting an std from it…
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who knew crabs could be cooked… in an air fryer?
one time when i was a baby fox,
new to america,
my late Mum’s boyfriend at the time invited us over for dinner.
that night,
he decided to impress us by cooking lobster.
I’ll never forget how traumatized I was watching that experience.
the pot was shaking and you could hear,
what sounded like,
the lobster screaming within the hot water.
i didn’t eat that night because i lost my appetite.
my empathy is set up a little differently.
so when i saw this video with crabs in an air fryer…
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SEX, SEX, SEX, PRINT SHOT, SEX, SEX, ONLYFANS PREVIEW, SEX, SEX, CUM
i’m a millennial.
i’ve been the middle child and i experienced both aspects of life.
i got to play outside before the street lights came on,
i know what going to buy a cd was,
and having a ton of dvds that have become relics of the past.
i’m not unfamiliar with “a/s/l” and how dope limewire was.
i may or may not have charged people to burn cds.
not only that…
I was lucky to see that if you weren’t talented,
you didn’t really make it past one song.
if you were really bad,
you’d get embarrassed on hot 97 or aunt wendy’s radio show.
i’m fonting that to font this…
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michael b jordan, jonathan majors, bawdee, and the trailer for creed 3 (any questions?)
foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.
I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.
*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3…
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