chad ochocinco thinks keith lee is an opp for black owned restaurants

when i was working at a stressful job run by black people,
i was told that i needed to “play the game“.
even if things were terrible and i was damn near wasting away,
i needed to appreciate being at the job because it was a black company.
in a nutshell:

As black people,
we need to not critique or complaining about our own because its “hard for black folks to have or get anything”.

…which is a very “lack mentality” to begin with.
ex-baller wolf,
chad ochocinco,
doesn’t like keith lee all that much.
he thinks keith is an opp for black restaurants:

@kloutchasa #keithlee #atlanta #foodreview #trending #shannonsharpe #ochocinco #chadjohnson #victorwembanyama #nfl ♬ original sound – Kloutchasa

uh…
huh.
i love shannon had common sense yet ochocinco still had a plate of beef.
keith responded

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“last week” f*cked me so hard, i had no energy left

last week thursday,
i had to go off on my hosting company because of The Foxhole.
after getting the rudest customer service jackals,
one of them tried to gaslight me into paying 80 dollars for help.
that was pretty wild because just earlier that day,
someone fixed The Foxhole’s issue for free.
so during me going off about that,
homeboy gon’ say when addressing me…

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i feel like kim kardashian is gonna get lebron in a pair of skims

kim kardashian is slowly starting to grow on me.
yup,
i fonted it.
ay yi yi.
what is this timeline i’m in?
who am i?
who are you?
so kim is taking skims to a whole other level…

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keith lee ran through atlanta getting a taste and it got ya’ll going off

one thing that i don’t like when i go to a restaurant is bad food and service.
ill be on that yelp review at the table.
on spill,
their main account spilled:

“Keith Lee is really ran thru atlanta like thanos”

…and i thought it was  “one of dem ones” type of scandals.
nope.
as you know,
keith is a legit food critic from tiktok with millions of followers.
folks have come to depend on his reviews.
he ran thru some spots in atlanta and gave some good and bad reviews.

@foreveralphanso Keith Lee at Toast On Lennox #greenscreenvideo #greenscreen #keithlee #toastonlenox #fyp #foryou #atlanta ♬ original sound – ALPHANSO | Pop Culture

he gave the real milk and honey and kandi’s restaurant,
old lady gang,
bad reviews:

@keith_lee125 The Real Milk & Honey taste test ???? would you try it ? ???? #foodcritic ♬ original sound – Keith Lee

( x the real milk and honey write up )
cardi b jumped into it to speak about her experiences in atlanta dining…

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i did not know chandler bing aka matthew perry was struggling like this

i am still blown away at chandler bing,
aka,
matthew perry‘s untimely passing.
i still feel like i’m dreaming.
i know watching friends is a touchy subject for many black folks but fuck it:

I loved Friends and he was one of my favorite characters on that show.

like certain artists albums,
that show got me through some hard times.
my cousin politely let me know i’ve become more like monica as i grow up.

i’ll accept it cause its true.
i heard about matthew’s troubles when he was alive.
due to just not wanting to know,
i didn’t do much of deep dive.
i chose to keep him in my happy place.
after he passed,
i ended up watching his interview with diana sawyer and…

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even in prison, money will be made?

we live in very different times.
we live in a “attentionistos gon’ attentionistos” regardless of the situation.
back in the day,
when a hyena got locked up and depending on the charges,
we would probably never see them again.

Nah,
not on Elon Musk’s social media.

we are going to see them…

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