they say you can tell in the eyes.
some say they can tell when you are starkly religious and they find your alleged grindr.
i keep fonting to The Foxhole (or to anyone with eyes and ears):

The best sex can come from another male who is problematically religious or has been struggling in silence with his sexuality.

they will take all that aggression with their private parts on you in secret.
dating is a HAYLE NAH but sign me up for a few 11pm to 3am entertainment sessions.
hell,
as kids,
we started experimenting with other church kids because we were told it was a sin.
the straight cubs i knew in church started having sex early with vixens.
you already know all the “got caught” or “got pregnant” stories.

i watched the following clip the other day.
it featured shane winnings,
the CEO of promise winnings in gainesville, GA.
he was talking about how gen z males have become more religious.

but it was the alleged comments that had me on a mid-day scroll…

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:

“Where is Obama?”

bad enough:

“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um…

first off,
there is nothing wrong with looking good with your partner.
you both present well and look like you smell like expensive ass fragrances.
absolutely nothing wrong with that.
the designer relationships look expensive,
but it’s all about overly selling a presentation like a luxury storefront.
behind the curated aesthetics,
and the “we woke up like dis” filtered everything,
it looks like an endless product placement of a relationship.
there’s often nothing real holding it together.
even the sex on their OFs is curated.
it’s not intimacy; it’s marketing.
marketing to poor lonely souls who yearn for their own brand of designer too.
these designer relationships aren’t built to last…

this is how monsters are made.
they were already fiending for attention as is but once they go viral:

they say money shows us who we are.
i’m here to update that a viral moment can show us who we are too.
ashton hall has gone viral for his “wake up” routine.
we got him out here seething in jealousy and comparing himself to Jesus now…

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.

has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?
get it?

anyway,
but seriously,
these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…

What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.

because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:

“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”

but realistically…