it seems like prison is the new place to find a manz.
they got room and board,
don’t gotta worry about getting fed,
and got big muscular bawdies by all the working out they do.
they might have a roommate but so what?!
so why not risk your job to get some PPP (pretty prison penis) too?…

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last night,
we all watched a horror movie together.
unfortunately,
we are watching and starring in it as well.

“Nightmare of the ’24 Presidential Election”

there’s no popcorn,
the seats are uncomfortable,
and the only way we can escape is leaving the country.
the two that we can’t escape from are biden and trump.
what we learned from last night’s debate is…

well,
what do we have here!?
it’s elon’s twitter being its usual and hypocritical self.
free speech until you have to pay for it.
anyone can buy a blue check and spew hate,
but i mention chrystian lehr and i’m suspended.

oof!
so i posted two pics of chrystian from google on there…

the soft debut.
you know,
that moment when you subtly let the forests know you’re taken.
all those random solo trips weren’t actually solo after all.
they were all baecations and dates but you feel comfortable to debut them.

“No
I wasn’t alone on that last trip to Bermuda.
I was in a room,
riding a banana boat,
and sucking’ guava juice off my manz penis!
Here he is!”

the problem?
these debuts don’t feel organic and often feel forced.
it’s rarely as casual as a candid snap of them across the table,
as they are debating between chicken or steak.
nah…
it’s usually more like chrystian lehr’s style of him soft debuting his new boo…

when of our peers gets exposed for not playing nice,
or just being a total scumbag,
it’s a bad look for anyone siding with them.
“guilty by association” is real and it seems katy perry clearly missed that memo.
ke$ha’s trauma with dr. luke was headline news back in 2014.
( x read about it here )
she even dropped a album and song (that i loved) about er healing process.

So “why come” Katy thought it was a good idea to team up with Dr. Luke for her comeback?

the wild part?…

Is Javonte Scoota Brice this the latest in DL hyenas going berserk?
or is this the fallback reason when hyenas kill vixens in the black community?

javonte scoota brice killed his mom,
cousin,
and baby mama in tampa, florida.
he documented it all on you guessed it…