i’d like to speak to the manager about this weird timeline we’re in

This picture is going to be on the latest in Trump merch on MAGAMINDS.com

Foxhole,
what a weekend.
the headlines were buzzing with many celebrity deaths,
but the biggest story?

Our ever-no-subtle Trump.

that attention jackal made sure to dominate the weekend with his close call.
okay,
assassination attempt.

what’s wild is he didn’t turn his head

He could have been history and made it all in the same last breath.

it makes you wonder if that was one of those life moments where,
if it had gone left instead of right

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he was feeling up that arm and i don’t blame that white man

it’s no secret that many white males love a big,
black,
juicy,
cock….
(in their) tail.

i mean,
we all do especially after a long and hard day.
this white wolf we all know looks like arms and biceps are his weakness.
what a coinky dink!
mine too!

i think he might have forgotten all lens are on him tho…

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tiNa is becoming the new it girl in the black gay community?

I’m giving the same look as well.

back in the 80s and 90s,
coke was the party drug of choice.

in this decade,
it’s still the go-to for the elite but has been slowly making its way into the hood.
fonting of the hood,
once crack was introduced,
it was over.

growing up,
meth was the ultimate nightmare drug.
those meth ads scared my gay ass straight,
showing how it could slowly turn you into a gargoyle.

…but recently,
it seems like meth is becoming more and more accepted.

“AnYoNe GoT anY TiNA (meth’s alt acct name) to PnP?”

i came across a tweet that hit me in the gut,
and many Foxholers echoed the sentiment with their own stories and confirmations….

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when you gotta fight your DL manz and his womanz too

If you’re going to play around with the DL,
you have to remember the golden rules in order to play the game successfully.

when he adds you,
doesn’t follow back,
but ya’ll end up connecting on the low,
never use your real account to speak to him on.
if he’s truly interested,
take it off whatever social media you met on.

you can find an app where you both can chat privately.
i like whatsapp.

if you insist on fonting on IG for instance,
use a burner with disappearing messages.

Sidebar: the next ios update with locked and hidden apps?
The DL game is about to change big time.

anyway,
it’s all about keeping things clean and your identity safe.
he’s keeping you in the closet; you’re keeping him in the closet.
so there were a lot of mistakes in this DL facebook drama i was sent.
that damn facebook.
i feel like lessons were learned for our dear,
ahmaud walker

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if only kamala harris would be herself, we’d believe her

A controversial statement but Kamala Harris bugs me.

i’ve aired my grievances about her many times.
my main issue?
she doesn’t feel authentic.
you know when she feels authentic?
when she is in shady bitch mode.

this is when i think she is the most “herself” and i fux with that heavy.
i love when she is shady and bitchy tbh.
it’s like she’s always “putting on” for the black community.
come voting time,
she pulls out the pander card.
her appearance at the bet awards really annoyed me…

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keith lee gives the bet awards a 1 out of 10 for ruining his moment

keith lee.
“tiktok’s top-tier food critic” keith lee.
is all this food testing going right to his cake? keith lee.

if you didn’t know,
keith had a spicy encounter with taraji at the bet awards the other night.

she mistook him for a method man doppelgänger during this weird segment,
but ended up flirted with him while his wife was right there.
she served him a rose at the end of the segment,
which he tossed like a bad appetizer.

keith fired back at the drama…

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