The Hive has gone quiet,
leaving their queen to fend for herself.

when did we start turning on beyoncé?
don’t font it’s because of the hive either.
every stan base gets messy but lately,
her army feels more “civilian” than “soldier”.
see what i did there?

saucy santana’s past shade when he came for blue ivy?
crickets.
lately,
candace owens has been running her mouth…

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.
to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors…

Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?

NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.
i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.
Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

“dear america,
this is a safe space…“
is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.
in his tweet…

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…

That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.

they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.
duh?
which raises the questions...