Imagine being added to a group chat of the VPS of your job by mistake and they are talking crazy shit and spilling secrets in there?
I woul read that shit at night and make sure I keep receipts in case I gotta end a bitch.

so do the gays use signal?
i know telegram is the hot spot for gay insider trading.
i feel like i’ve have heard of signal before in passing.
either way,
signal got a big boost of service with the latest.
as you know,
or didn’t,
a reporter named jeffrey goldberg of the atlantic was added to a signal group chat by accident.
in it,
many of our fearless leaders in this administration were fonting alleged secret war plans.
( x see it here )
well they tried jeff by calling him a liar by saying nothing said was classified information.
he allegedly dropped the entire alleged contents in the group chat…

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.

has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?
get it?

anyway,
but seriously,
these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…

It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer…

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,
she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence…

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.
they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.
brace yourself…

Anytime I hear about curious males experimenting with other males,
it always makes me cringe tbh.

they say it’s not for them when clearly,
they chose the WRONG male to be their first.
for some,
the options are slim and the fear of getting caught is high.
so they get with someone with muscles or ultra-masculine…

When they clearly needed someone who was more feminine,
little to no bawdy hair,
and the bawdy party they were looking for.

acting/cannibal jackal,
armie hammer,
made me think of this in his recent revelation on his podcast.
he admitted he hopped on grindr to hook up with another male.
alas…

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:

God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?

honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…

i had to wonder…