I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.
that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out…

Subscribe to continue reading

Become a paid subscriber to get access to the rest of this post and other exclusive content.

Type your email…

Subscribe

Already a paid subscriber?

I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.

mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.
some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?
it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.

NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.

hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Texans star WR Stefon Diggs allegedly had an affair with world-famous rapper Cardi B while she was 8 months pregnant.

(via @Akademiks) pic.twitter.com/mOJoNDfM1X

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 7, 2024

and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…

Some folks are into interesting kinks.

i’ve never understood the physical kink tbh.
there was a site called “jock physical” and as you might have guessed:

Hot males of all kinds had their physicals record for the male gaze.

well,
if you know or didn’t,
that went up in flames.
no,
i’m serious.

Someone was murdered and set on fire over at Jock Physicals and that is why it ended.

a Foxholer sent me the story and wow…

Subscribe to continue reading

Become a paid subscriber to get access to the rest of this post and other exclusive content.

Type your email…

Subscribe

Already a paid subscriber?

I haven’t seen a DC movie get dragged this hard since Batman V Superman.

the trailer for joker 2 looked so promising too:

when i think of a joker and harley quinn collab,
because he is my fav super villain and she is my fav anti-hero,
my mind goes straight to pure chaos in gotham.
absolute circus of chaos.
imagine my Foxhole edit of this second installment coming out this week…

I’m not even gonna hold you,
but I’m strictly a sofritas burrito/bowl fox at Chipotle.
I was introduced in 2019 and I’m into it.
( x feel free to educate yourself if you don’t ).
I’m really into the veggie menu as well.
Sometimes,
I’ll do a week or two where I eat strictly veg.

when i see tweets like that,
where someone’s linking vaccines to everything under the sun,
it just makes my head hurt.
i’ve been around jackals who get almost giddy…

At the thought of everyone who took the vaccines to drop dead.

…just so they can say/font,
“i told you so”.

…as if the lives lost were some twisted validation of their paranoia.
people love to preach about all that went down under the rona,
but they conveniently forget how much of the “good shit” is toxic too.
fonting about the good shit…

Hot damn hoe,
here we go again?

jussie smollett could be pushing 80,
but is still clinging to “noose during sub zero temps-gate” like it’s his last claim to fame.
just when we thought we could finally leave 2019 in the past,
he wants to reels us back in.

It’s like this dead scandal will forever haunt us.

so jussie’s got a new movie with aunt viv called the last holiday,
but instead of hyping that up and leaving “that incident” buried,
he drops a whole people magazine interview rehashing it…