never tell your friend when they’re being cheated on

one time,
a teenage Fox was caught in a messy love triangle that wasn’t mine to begin with.

A cheating best friend
A clueless boyfriend I was mutually friends with
The much older wolf down the block that she was fucking

it sounds like the plot of a good soap opera but it was very real.
our friendship had hit a rough patch since she started cheating too.
one truth bomb from me and the boyfriend was so happy i told him but…

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the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.

to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors

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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks

You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.

chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:

they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:

it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.

a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…

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should i have been expecting more from this chris sails leakage?

for this following leakage,
it would be one thing if we got the “chris sails shortly after queen naija” era.

the following chris sails is the wolf you wanted and when you finally get him,
he wasn’t at his peak and let himself go.
you do it because you want to see if he would measure up to the fantasy.
unfortunately,
your yelp review isn’t going to give him a good rating.
so one of the F-BI hit me up early this morning with:

“This was on Elon’s swamp before I delete my page”

and of course,
it was chris in full ( x expose ).
i’ll give my further thoughts below…

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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole

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will his porn past get him a pass into the MAGA family?

You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?

…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:


if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts

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