ashton hall is the new Jesus and has turned saratoga water into whine

this is how monsters are made.
they were already fiending for attention as is but once they go viral:

they say money shows us who we are.
i’m here to update that a viral moment can show us who we are too.
ashton hall has gone viral for his “wake up” routine.
we got him out here seething in jealousy and comparing himself to Jesus now

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kanye is out here playing a dangerous game with people’s kids

we’ve all been guilty of talking about someone’s bad ass kid.
the tantrums in restaurants; sticky paws on your furniture.
we’ve all thought it:

“Get your little demon under control.”

…but let’s be clear,
there’s a difference between calling a kid a brat and crossing into dangerous territory.
one is rightful judgment and the other is pure malice.
kanye has sprinted past the line a long time ago.
that jackal is in a whole other town.
last week,
he decided to take a vicious swipe at beyoncé and jay-z’s younger kids:

…using a slur that should’ve ended his career.
he’s now got dj akademiks running PR for his downfall,
spreading the same garbage on a random podcast

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mo’nique: the never-ending and persecuted victim (le sigh)

…and she will NEVER let anyone forget it,
even when the moment is not about her.

it’s hard to root for mo’nique because it’s face it,
she is annoying.

she is “right message; wrong messenger” was a person.

…and can we font about her attaching herself to Hattie McDaniel?

tyler perry spoke at angie stone’s funeral and here go mo’nique,
with a fresh foot on his neck and making that moment about her

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jonathan majors and meagan good take a major step in this thing they’re in

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.

has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?

get it?

anyway,
but seriously,

these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…

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this blake lively timeline would be a good story line for gossip girl

It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,

she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence

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kash doll can’t contain how she is in love with za’darius smith’s big fat… ego

You can tell when people aren’t use to nothing.

i never understood WHY vixens,
and even gay males,
scream to the mountaintops about how good their wolf is dickin’ em down.

as soon as you advertise how good your manz fucks you,
lonely hoes across the forests ears and tails perk up.
rapping vixen,
kash doll,
decided to tell her audience about her nfl baller wolf,
za’darius smith

and his third leg…

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