HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS Archives

what is happening to him?

there is a misconception that the younger you look means the better you are.
tbh,
if you take care of yourself,
you can reach the exclusive “daddy” status.
if you’re lucky,
“zaddy” status.
one of my fav white wolves is confusing me with his aging or work out process…

the new white male who is considered “big”

What is “big” to you?

for me,
big is length and girth combined.
it hurts going in and will make you bleed cumming out.
it’s “you want to put that where?!” and “this is a head only establishment”.
it’s jaws hurting and bypassing gag reflexing.
it’s king nate and king agu.
it’s what the size queen Foxhole rides and lives to tell the tale.

This white male is getting applause for being “big”…

damson idris made me want to lick the screen

I forgot I met Damson Idris in person.
I met a lot of celebs that I forgot I did.

damson came to my last job during his snowfall arc and tbh,
he looks better in motion.
that is why he always looked better on screen than in pictures to me.
many of us suffer from that tbh.
we take a picture and look like:

Sidebar: sometimes,
you don’t work well on IG.
We get the full package in motion while many of IG look terrible in person.
I’d rather look better in motion.

for the first time,
i saw a pic of damson idris that made me feral.
he posted his new passport photo and…

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imagine pole vaulting on a DL baller in paris at the olympics rn?

Imagine linkin’ with someone with this accessory in Paris during the Olympics?
In the forest of hook up apps and not truly knowing who is behind the profile,
it is possible to link with someone for a good time.
You think you’re meeting a regula civilian and don’t realize you’re getting worked out by a baller wolf/fox/hybrid.

so what a time to be a DL baller wolf during the olympics right now!
if you’re lucky to live in paris,
and close to the olympic village,
you could probably get on grindr and…

NOT

...link with any baller wolf looking to get off.
nope.
uh uh.
you’re probably gonna be out of luck.
grindr did something pretty dope for gay/bi baller wolves/foxes/hybrids,
who are either out or in via their blog on their website…

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stream usher’s bawdy at a skims ad near you

i love this back situation on the cover of usher’s new album,
coming home.

in a few days,
usher is planning on rocking out worlds for the superbowl halftime show.
i didn’t keep up with football this year so i’m only there for him.
i’m seeing the hype is starting to set in.
his music is being advertised on every streaming service.
he is using his bawdy next to advertise and kim kardashian is helping him do it…

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jon moody, his bawdy, the 90s heartthrob, and his bawdy

jon moody has come a long way since we last fonted about him.
he has been on a reality show,
a tyler perry show,
and has found himself in a relationship: