…allegedly fonting,
of course.

do you see that facial?
those eyebrows?
that hair?
who would have thought that would be what the “the adjuster” looked like?

with the following alleged pipe leakage that an F-BI sent me,
was he packing another weapon somewhere else too?…

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*raises hand*

i get a kick out of the aaron taylor-johnson divorce rumors.
ya’ll want that lady out of his life and you know what?
i don’t blame us.
the last run of 2024 is going to be aaron’s year.
how he has been looking for his pop outs for kraven and nosferatu…

this interview he had at the mtv emas lives rent free in my head…

I forgot he was in Scream Queens.
Chad Radwell was everything back then.

ima keep it 110 with you,
but i didn’t get it when it came to glen powell.
he was just another white male who acts to me.
it wasn’t until i watched twisters and he did this…

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

I have a low-key crush on NFL baller wolf,
Stefon Diggs.

he isn’t like the others i’ve crushed on but i think that’s why he’s so hot to me.
he’s regula but a sexy regula.
not only that,
he is very charismatic,
funny,
and has hella personality.

i tend to really like that in all my wolves.
unfortunately,
those traits that can have someone ruining your life and credit too.
i saw that he celebrated his signature shoe with ASICS in new yawk a few weeks ago.
congrats to him on that.
i couldn’t help but notice something tho…

Fontin’ of the Olympics…

if you’re one of The Foxhole,
i know you have a knack for spotting someone fine from a mile away.
some of us are so good,
we can tell by the back of someone’s head if they’re going to be handsome.
we have super powers,
didn’t ya know?
some of you spotted this track star baller wolf right at the start of the olympics.

my tail was up and my own foxhole was vibrating.
i definitely wanted to know who tf he was too.
have no fear because jamari fox is here…