this is not what i wanted

the phrase that many foxes want to hear:

“Is this what you wanted?”

why,
yes,
yes it is.

ever since we laid eyes on him,
we have been fantasizing about what it would be like.
“would it be everything i’ve dreamed for?”
let’s be real,
whether he is DL or out,
we want to have sex because this wolf fits the criteria of what we wanted.
so when we finally get what we want due to pure persistence and strategy

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tanksnlove says he only goes gay on OF because he is 100% straight IRL

I’m so glad he decided to start showing up again.
He was going through a rough path but sometimes,
we all do before we step back in our sexy.

Now if only we can get him to use Nair…

so i have a question for The Foxhole:

Do you think the point of OF is to disengage from being straight and go gay for money?
In order to be successful on OF,
you need to be like an actor and do a different role than what you do IRL?

a Foxholer sent me a conversation with tanksnlove and…

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if i was a big breasted white woman, i’d be a top earner on OF

i fonted it.
i sure did.
if i was white with the whole big breasted like this:

shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeett.
“you want a taste of these torpedo tits?
sign up for my OF.”

So I have a question about OF…

you know you’ll see a OF male of the swamp with a headline:

“Top 10%”
“Top 0.1%”

…or something to that effect.
it makes it seem like they’re making big bank on OF.
i just peeped a list that was released about the top earners on OF

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is it wrong to still jack off to the dead?

Even in death,
a sexy mofo still lives on in our fantasies.

…but it’s positively eerie scrolling through the socials of the dearly departed.
it’s like a haunting stroll down their memory lane until you reach the abrupt end.
A Foxholer posed a rather profound question yesterday.
it was in regards to the late jay hefner and his OF content…

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well i’ve got more than one condoms to last me a while…

They say the past has a funny way of circling back.

well,
this is the kind of circling back i’m into!

i recently found myself on the receiving end of a very sexy blast from the past,
courtesy of one condoms!
picture this:
a big package,
filled to the brim with condoms and stickers

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the power is in the legs, thighs, and the twerk

Legs and thighs.

it’s why i love justin slayer’s movies so much.
he was the first (and only?) 00s straight porn wolves i liked watching.
tbh,
as amazing as his stroke resume was,
i loved watching his lower half in action.
he knew all the power was in the legs and thighs,
while makin’ sure to twerk that big tail of his.

Sidebar: someone said males twerk while having sex and I can’t un-think it.

i’ve heard many gay males only want to see gay males smash.

I don’t discriminate on who gets me off in that moment.

the sexier; the better.
even though there was a lot of talking,
i could not stop looking at

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