it was literally “me, myself, and i” when the white people left the pool

X marks the Fox: on a vacation moment straight out of a social experiment.

dorian freeman hits the pool on vacation,
ready for a relaxing swim,
and what happens?

allegedly,
every white person gets up and leaves.
uhhhhh…
awkward and up volume on offensive.
what did dorian do?
a Foxholer sent us how he handled it

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clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music

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we will never hear the words “gay tupac” or “jussie smollett hate crime” again

The ghost of scandals past finally laid to rest.

in today’s “things that happened last decade…” news,
jussie smollett’s saga has officially come to an end,
courtesy of the illinois supreme court.

per tmz…

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when did we start turning on beyoncé?

The Hive has gone quiet,
leaving their queen to fend for herself.

when did we start turning on beyoncé?
don’t font it’s because of the hive either.
every stan base gets messy but lately,
her army feels more “civilian” than “soldier”.
see what i did there?

saucy santana’s past shade when he came for blue ivy?
crickets.
lately,
candace owens has been running her mouth…

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never tell your friend when they’re being cheated on

one time,
a teenage Fox was caught in a messy love triangle that wasn’t mine to begin with.

A cheating best friend
A clueless boyfriend I was mutually friends with
The much older wolf down the block that she was fucking

it sounds like the plot of a good soap opera but it was very real.
our friendship had hit a rough patch since she started cheating too.
one truth bomb from me and the boyfriend was so happy i told him but…

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playing by their rules; losing by default

Have you ever wondered why we spend so much time trying to be “better” for people who wouldn’t recognize better if it hit them over the head?

for most of my life,
i was a rule-follower.

at work,
with family,
in friendships,
and let’s not even font about looking for a partner.
i bent over backward trying to be the version of “better” everyone claimed they wanted.
they’d say they needed someone dependable,
thoughtful,

or different from all the “bad” they’d experienced before.
like a fool with a savior complex,
i tried to be the answer to their complaints.
here’s what they don’t tell you about following the rules…

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