In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole…

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.
Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

“dear america,
this is a safe space…“
is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.
in his tweet…

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?

…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:

if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts…

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“You drunk poison to teach someone else a lesson.”

ya know,
i’m seeing this discourse about why kamala harris supposedly “lost”,
and the takes are giving high-key delusion.

“She had too many celebrity endorsements.”
“She wasn’t a good speaker.”
“She wasn’t black enough.”
“She never talked policies.”
“She clung too close to biden.”

interestingly enough,
the other candidate did all of those those things but it’s ignored.
let’s be 110%,
kamala pulled together a pretty damn sharp campaign in just 90 days.
she put in the work and tried something different than the others.
the reality is…

Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.

he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..