i have to font this…

Give yourself props if you went after a male that claimed they were “straight”.

not because its DL shit but because you followed your instincts.
not only that,
you went after what you wanted and got it.
give yourself props for that.
you did something that many want to do.
they are paying for 2 second clips; you got the real thing.
some of you have bagged some of the sexiest off social media.
ya’ll have shown me pics,
texts,
and videos and i always ask myself…

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kim kardashian is slowly starting to grow on me.
yup,
i fonted it.
ay yi yi.
what is this timeline i’m in?
who am i?
who are you?
so kim is taking skims to a whole other level…

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we live in very different times.
we live in a “attentionistos gon’ attentionistos” regardless of the situation.
back in the day,
when a hyena got locked up and depending on the charges,
we would probably never see them again.

Nah,
not on Elon Musk’s social media.

we are going to see them…

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hoe babble.
many of us have used it at one point or another.
you see someone fine and you’ll say anything to get some sex,
even its true or not.
i’ve used hoe babble when i’m trying to get that peen.
i have told wolves they were talented when they weren’t.
i have used it to stroke a wolf of my interest’s ego.

“I wanna say something but I don’t want to offend you.” – me
“Nah say it.” – him
“Are you sure? It’s might come kinda gay.” – me

“Nahhhh we cool. Just tell me.” – him
“Okay… you have really nice arms. They are really big. I noticed them the other day when you wore that shirt.” – me
“Thank you! I been working out and thought they weren’t big enough.” – him
“No, they are really big…” – me

after that,
he started getting closer and did everything to highlight his arms.
even though he was “straight”,
he even let me touch me at one point.
i used the same hoe babble to tell ww his butt was nice in pants too.
hoe babble is a flirting technique that oftentimes works.
i can bet george aka @princecgo (^above) gets a lot of hoe babble.
a Foxholer sent me something he posted on his IG stories…

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