so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?

you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…

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it’s all in his body.
his amazing muscular/toned body.
he is a modern day greek god.
he spends hours a day working out and sculpting that absolute perfection.
in his pictures online, he is always giving you a pure bred “WOLF“.
you would not think otherwise.
he has the poses down and the look on “i’m fucking you so hard tonight“.
the way he rocks a fitted and sags his jeans makes you think he should be doing a duet with drake or meek mill.
he has a thousand foxes, jackals, and hyenas lusting after him in his online pictures.
the thirst is definitely real.

but in some twist of fate, you see him in person.
you instantly get brick.
he walks up to you,
or you observe him from afar,
and then this flies out his mouth:

Don’t you hate thatttttttttttt?

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… WELL, NOT EXACTLY!

Before you go out tonight,
meet someone sexy for a one nighter,
 and tell whoever that the condom will not be needed…

Read the following story first….

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Ever so often,
a new Wolf hits the scene.
He is either light skinned,
covered in tats,
an Instagram model,
and maybe packing a small dick.

A faithful member of the Wolf Den brought to my attention a brown sugar Wolf that has slid under my radar.
Too many attention whores these days…
Foxes, meet Vinny G…

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Come on in…
Take your seats.
They are assigned with your name on it.
Gift bags are under your chairs.

😉

A faithful reader sent me this and I had to chuckle.
I am sure we (Foxes) have all thought about one, or more, of these things…

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I mean he looks like a Wolf…
But then he has the image of a Fox…
…or, is he a Hybrid?

I’ll let you decide…

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