caresha please tell me this isn’t true

All Caresha aka Yung Miami of the now defunct,
City Girls,
had to do was rap…

…but when we’re used to lying down with hyenas/jackals,
it’s no shock when we get infested with fleas,
ticks,

and flies.

remember when many were all dazzled by caresha and diddy?

i loved how we thought she had him in check in this interview.
now that diddy’s empire is unraveling,
the skeletons are practically tripping over themselves to fall out.
allegedly,
caresha was the type to harass someone into aborting diddy’s baby

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why does cardi b have us in her relationship therapy session atm?

Am I the only one who’s starting to feel bored with Cardi B and all her drama?

i used to love her energy because her charisma was magnetic,
but lately,
it feels like we’re stuck in the same loop

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F-BI: the husband who cucked his relationship down the drain?

in most cases,
we’re the architects of our own chaos.
take our cucky attentionisto,
husband material,
for example.

a little foxy at the f-bi has been keeping me in the loop on his latest drama.

his latest vixen has flown the coop,
right after a royal treatment from king nate.
( x see how royal king nate went on her )
( x see another follow up )

makes you have to wonder,
doesn’t it…

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is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.

she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday

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bryshere gray has quite the collection here

We all have a penchant for collecting things.

it’s simply human nature to gather what we enjoy.
as the hollywood forest spits out another “could have been but chose not to be“,
hakeem from “empire”,
aka bryshere gray,
seems to have a peculiar hobby since he left hollywood:

Collecting mugshots.

he recently added another gem to his ever-growing collection…

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i’d like to speak to the manager about this weird timeline we’re in

This picture is going to be on the latest in Trump merch on MAGAMINDS.com

Foxhole,
what a weekend.
the headlines were buzzing with many celebrity deaths,
but the biggest story?

Our ever-no-subtle Trump.

that attention jackal made sure to dominate the weekend with his close call.
okay,
assassination attempt.

what’s wild is he didn’t turn his head

He could have been history and made it all in the same last breath.

it makes you wonder if that was one of those life moments where,
if it had gone left instead of right

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