Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET
so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?

This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.
if the history books write about this,and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.
i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.
the first one is…
Continue reading “so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?” →Foxhole, i’m starting to think our allies hate us

Gay or straight,
Black or white,
Big or Small,
Slim or thick.
Allies.
there are many people,
we won’t font any names or races,
that suddenly want black folks to stand with them atm.
they want us to become allies,
march,
and sing kumbuya in the streets but…
i want everyone in every country to know this man stank

This is my favorite deodorant.
it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…
…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.
i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…
lady liberty just changed her status: back with her toxic ex… again

Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.
he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..
the 3 grown diddy children can’t seem to read rooms atm

These 3 are crashing out in real time.
i get it.
the father,
who happens to be the cash cow,
has been thrown in prison and everyone is talking about his bad behavior.
that fall from grace has pulled his children down on the descent to banishment.
i thought this was bad:
…maybe even borderline terrible,
but this…
you guys are being too sensitive about trump because it’s just jokes smh

Have the 2024 election been one big practical joke?
somewhere,
it feels like the mic dropped and we are okay with it being on the floor.
we’re living through a joke of an election that isn’t very funny.
in fact,
it is quite scary how we have normalized bad behavior.
just when we thought it can’t get more un-serious,
this rally at madison square garden yesterday…
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