so about this crash out on the breakfast club this morning…

Could they not have brought this little moment in their morning meeting?

for me,
“the breakfast club”
lost the plot a while ago.
i felt like when angela yee left and they brought on jess hilarious:

That was when the violins started sinking on that ship.

i fonted to ya’ll they needed an “angela yee kind of personality” to balance it out.
imo,
they needed someone to balance out the masculine energy.
not only that,
jess gets pregnant and off the show on maternity leave.
like,
what?

it allllllll headed to crash out city this morning and…

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mo’nique: the never-ending and persecuted victim (le sigh)

…and she will NEVER let anyone forget it,
even when the moment is not about her.

it’s hard to root for mo’nique because it’s face it,
she is annoying.

she is “right message; wrong messenger” was a person.

…and can we font about her attaching herself to Hattie McDaniel?

tyler perry spoke at angie stone’s funeral and here go mo’nique,
with a fresh foot on his neck and making that moment about her

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jonathan majors and meagan good take a major step in this thing they’re in

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.

has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?

get it?

anyway,
but seriously,

these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…

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when did bad bunny start stuffing all this bawdy in these drawz?

I don’t really pay much attention to Bad Bunny.

i mean,
some of his songs are cool and i did like his acting in “bullet train”.
his new calvin klein underwear shots debuted and…

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he has a big penis and he loves to beat (in more ways than one?)

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.

they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.

brace yourself…

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we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:

God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?

honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…

i had to wonder

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