the new social media murder mystery they’re about to solve

X marks the Fox to the debut of it’s latest murder mystery on Rihanna’s social media,
“Who killed the UnitedHealth CEO?”

trust,
we’re already hooked on episode one.
brian thompson,
the CEO in question,
left his new yawk hotel at 6:46am.
by 7:00am,
he was a headline.
was this a random attack?
from the footage,
which is pretty graphic

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it was literally “me, myself, and i” when the white people left the pool

X marks the Fox: on a vacation moment straight out of a social experiment.

dorian freeman hits the pool on vacation,
ready for a relaxing swim,
and what happens?

allegedly,
every white person gets up and leaves.
uhhhhh…
awkward and up volume on offensive.
what did dorian do?
a Foxholer sent us how he handled it

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the handsome Foxholer hit me right in the feels

…and this is one of the spots that i like hit.
one of my handsome Foxholers sent the following to me.
it shook my insides and i wanted to share it with the Foxhole

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will his porn past get him a pass into the MAGA family?

You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?

…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:


if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts

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living in the calm of a dark forest

Does anyone else feel like they’re truly out of fucks now?

since tuesday,
there’s this hollow feeling in the air.
something else inside me has gone numb.
i feel…
indifferent?
maybe it’s because,
after watching the forest tilt into chaos,

i’ve lost the ability to feel surprised anymore.
it’s as if my soul already walked through the whole dark forest,
saw the tangled mess of things,
and i’m staring blankly at where this road will lead next.
i keep wondering

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ooooh my gawd, i will vote… for “donal” trump

i love when i witness a jackal trash an entire community,
and then a few from that same crowd pop up like:

“Oh nah,
they were talking to them!

They weren’t talking about me.”

…because for some odd reason,
they think they’re special snowflakes.

i love watching those types get embarrassed in the near future.
it’s a kink for me.

like this one:

lol.
sooooooo…

Remember when that random person who does “comedy” insulted the entire island of Puerto Rico at that Trump Rally at MSG?

well,
trump has released his response on elon’s swamp for it…

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