when the penis is nice and big on the show, you might have to hop on it in real life too (it’s sex/life)

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picture this:

You are an actor in a show.
You meet your love interest and he is fuckin’ fione.
The movie requires you both to have some intense sex scenes.
You realize the real-life sex might be as good as the show sex.
Guess what happens after reenacting a scene in your trailer from 11pm to 3am?

i mean,
some of us fuck our co-workers for less.
that is how it seems sarah shahi met her australian co-star,

adam demos,
on netflix’s “sex/life“.

 

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judging from this scene in the show…

x CLICK HERE IF ABOVE DOESN’T WORK

…i can see WHY she jumped on that pipe.
do i blame sarah?
oh absolutely NOT.
i mean they’re both claiming each other heavy on ig:

 

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i’m just gonna font it:

You know he is fuckin her GOOD.

you know when someone is getting fucked GOOD.
the “i’m your rib and you’re my last pork chop” shit is in their captions.
folks truly start doing too much on rihanna’s social media.

alas,
there is a scandal about the whole situation tho.
it can’t be all perfect.
she was married to the stevie howey:

…the cutie from “shameless“,
and allegedly left him for adam.
allegedly,
someone is dragging them stupid in the comments:

now we don’t know if they were at the end of their marriage.
we don’t know if steve was cheating on her and she was fed tf up.
folks out here be settling until they meet the right one.
“the right one” with the big ass dick that breaks your walls down after being unhappy for so long.
sorry steve.

sidebar: i think steve is sexier.

i will say the “doing too much” on social media can backfire in folk’s faces but it’s legit sex/life.

lowkey: netflix loves its softcore porn,
doesn’t it?

they was fuckin’ like animals all over this show.
you can feel the sexual chemistry.

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11 thoughts on “when the penis is nice and big on the show, you might have to hop on it in real life too (it’s sex/life)

  1. Sorry to burst you sexual bubble but is common in nude scenes that they use prostethic penises or CGI , but keep on fantazing.🙈

  2. I agree about the ex-husband being more attractive. cept i don’t find the adam guy attractive at all.

  3. No shade, I find her man in the show, Cooper, much finer. Maybe I like clean cut more, the white girls really do live for a rugged bad boy type. I think Adam is finer than her old man though but those lips is just a mess, he look like he has a perpetual herpes cold sore. I notice a lot of Australian men have those type of lips maybe it’s the overtanning since they are in constant heat.

  4. I feel like someone commented twice with different usernames.

    Sidebar: That commenter was INVESTED. I am screaming at the dragging like they set the couple up or are friends with the husband.

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