can i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…
so a member of the foxhole hit me up with a story in my email.
he told me something that nearly made me turn straight.
well,
not really.
it will have me inspecting a wolf before he gets too comfy.
so he and this d/l wolf he met from off instagram were messing around.
he wouldn’t tell me who it was,
but he hinted it was one of the premiere attention whores from off social media.
juicy,
i know!
he said dude was a wolf but he liked to get his booty ate.
so when the wolf turned around to assume the position,
it was a war zone of fresh dingleberries back there.
i don’t know if he went dinglyberry pulling in the fields or what,
but he said he still let him fuck.
he did give the attention whore a solid dick report.
if that helps.
he didn’t understand why men don’t clean themselves properly.
he said this wasn’t the first d/l wolf to not have proper hygiene.
no offense reader…
yuck.
nothing worse than meeting a fine wolf,
with body for days,
and have disgusting hygiene.
an instagram filter won’t tell you that shit.
literally.
if you want to turn me off,
be nasty or keep a nasty crib.
wolves,
especially the straight ones,
are always in a hurry to do something.
it could be eating,
fuckin,
or even wiping their asses.
when terrence howard said he uses baby wipes,
i remember how everyone laughed at him and called him “gay”.
those same people would be complaining if they saw shit streaks in someone’s draws.
every human should have this in their bathroom:
its not expensive.
probably a good 5 dollars tops.
listen i keep wiping until the marker is out of ink.
i’ll even hop in the shower until my situation is freshness again.
i just like being clean.
i dunno about you.
low-key: why would someone go to fuck and have a nasty ass?
do people have no shame these days?
just yuck.
i know some gays will go suck and fuck someone nasty just cause he fine or got a big dick.
nah.
not here son.
How did I miss this post lol. I have so much to say. I don’t like my booty ate, that’s just me. I don’t see the problem if a dude isn’t clean, as long as dude is a Wolf and doesn’t like his butt ate….jk….jk. Chill lol.
For real tho, Wolves you all got to do better. I said you all cause I wipe my ass clean. I’m a shitter, I shit about 4 times a day, watch it lol. Don’t judge me. You are supposed to shower before and after sex, especially before. I shower 9:30 every morning. If dude is coming over to the spot around 5:00, a shower is mandatory because over 7 hours have passed since I’ve cleaned myself and our private areas might start smelling a little funny after a certain time lol. If you shower before, that musty smell will not exist on your pipe or anywhere else for that matter. You are supposed to pull the foreskin back and clean your head, glans etc. Now since a dick can be hard to hold down while showering, I suggest using a cotton swab to get what you didn’t in the shower. I started using a cotton swab myself. Here’s what you do. Wet both tips of the cotton swab using your own tongue, and if you just showered, you don’t need much moisture to put on the finishing touches, and DO NOT double lick, if you know what I mean ugh. To the Foxes who think this regimen is nasty, remember where your mouth is going and where its been, let it go lol. I also like to add, that it should take you 3 to 5 minutes to clean your privates, no less than 3. One minute for your dick, one for your balls, and one for underneath your balls aka that in between spot, and use lots of soap please.
As for your ass, clean what you can get, while showering and after a shit. When you spread your cheeks apart, you shouldn’t see anything. If you like to be ate, do what the Foxes do lol. It’s that simple. I’m done.
dingle berries?… ew
I’ve seen videos on x-tube of those gay dudes that suck dicks and most of them always seem to say they like a man’s natural stank dick.I guess they think it makes him more manly.
Ewwwww I’m not doing anything with anyone without making sure my walls are clean, besides you can buy a whole 3 pack of target brand flushable wipes for 6 bucks.
Lol I hear ya’ll talking but some ppl have a fetish for the authenticity of it.
I can’t even remember all the times guys have told me to come straight to them after I leave the gym without showering because they wanted my dick and ass musty.
Its weird to me and I’d rather a dick smell like Dove Mens body wash if I’m gonna slob it down but different strokes.
I don’t like my ass eaten at all. Does nothing for me.
^*makes loud noises of dry heaving to suckin off musty pipe*
damn i was drinking hot cocoa too.
I’ve experienced this. A jump off I had awhile back used to ask me to come through right after leaving the gym. I guess he wanted to see my muscles bulged and dick salty.
^i mean,
I see the appeal as the thought in my head has me horny,
but the salty dick taste?
some of these dudes out here be funking up the joint with 2 week old gym shorts.
You know why it does nothing for you? You aren’t letting the right dues eat it.
Yea the same thing happen to my friend at college.
This is why I don’t messed around with str8 wolves, I heard a lot of disgusting stories about them.
^want to get turned off quick?
think about the person with a dirty booty,
smelly feet,
and bad breath.
well college athletes are not in my list anymore.
Wipes aren’t just for babies and make up artist
^personally i couldn’t do it,
no matter how cute the wolf was.
A shitty ass and they still let them fuck? Why because they were a muscular “undetectable” masculine D/L wolf? smh
Let that have been a regular gay man and there business would have been dragged all up and down the street but because this D/L wolf gave off the impression that he was “straight-acting” they let it slide.
Gross on both ends.
If you’re gonna toot your @$$ up in anybody’s face, have the common decency to wash your @$$
LOL
^i dont think the straights and their d/l counterparts know about fleet LOL