this wolf is about to be a father!
YOU PUNK!
so tyler perry is in the news once again.
no his baby has not been born yet.
he was actually being stalked…
by an ex-employee…
who broke into his studio…
  barricaded himself…
and had a dildo in his mouth while chanting…
okay the last part i made up,
but the other stuff is true.
the ajc has the story…
Continue reading “You Not Gonna Stalk Tyler Perry and Get Away With It!” →

i guess this is phase 2 of the flu.
coughing and tiredness.
well it couldn’t stop me from seeing “gone girl” last night.
“gone girl” is based on the successful book by gillian flynn.
i didn’t read the book yet,
but everyone i have come in contact with has read this book.
when i said i was going to see the movie opening night,
i got alot of:

“OOOOH GOOD BOOK!”

“I HATED THE ENDING,
BUT THAT BOOK WAS SO GOOD…”

“YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW YOU LIKED IT MONDAY!”

…mostly from snow bunnies.
i saw the trailer a while ago,
i think on youtube or something,
and it intrigued me like it was going to be something epic.
it stars ben affleck,
rosamund pike,
neil patrick harris,
and tyler perry.
well…
Continue reading “Gone Fox” →

you read right.
according to howling within the forests,
tyler perry allegedly revealed at his 45th birthday that he was with cub.
^the vixen,
model/philanthropist gelila bekele,
next to him is allegedly the baby mama.
well i’m sure he needs to groom someone to take over the “madea” legacy.
congrats if true tp!

lowkey: did he also put a ring on that vixen’s finger?
or will she be just “the baby mama”?
did he actually skeet inside her?
or was this turkey basted?
i also wonder what his stan base will think?
don’t the church folks frown upon this kind of thing?
as you can tell,
i have a lot of questions.

i’ll love the one of the far right to the end.
maybe the one in the white tux.
so i won’t lie…
Continue reading “If Loving You Ends Up Boring Me To Death” →

when i watch a season finale,
i want to feel like i’m about to have sex.
i want to feel like i’m about to have sex with a wolf i’m extremely attracted too.
you know the feelings.
blood racing.
hands sweating.
thinking about the big throw down.
“oooh i can’t wait for tonight!”
well tonight felt like i was dating that wolf,
we finally got in the bed,
and…
Continue reading “Tyler Perry is Out of Control” →

you know i had a lot to say last season.
a lot.
to.
say.
well here is the trailer for the summer return of the haves and have nots…
Continue reading “They’reeeeeeeee Back! ( #havesandhavenots )” →