Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How About Nene’s Wig

10832103_1521869274754384_890790674_nwho did this to nene in her confessional?
what did she do to make them so mad?
where is that spiteful gay now?
when are they getting fired?
why did she even film with that on her head in the first place?
how is it possible she didn’t walk past a mirror?
tumblr_mm4s60n8Xk1s49x9io1_400again just questions.

Porsha Williams Needs To Take The Dead Battery Out Her Back

Screen Shot 2014-11-24 at 12.04.33 AMam i the only one who thinks porsha williams is a doofus?
i mean i use to think she was backwoods country,
borderline slow,
and a follower for foolishness,
but last night’s episode of #rhoa officially made up my mind…
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Fake, Fraud, and FlimFlammery: The Life of Apollo Nida

liarliarwell i knew this was going to happen.
i knew it.
i just knew it.
apollo nida from #rhoa was going to come clean sooner or later.
i was waiting for everyone and his idiot wife to play catch up…
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Season 7: New Shenanigans And Boxing Gloves

tnjYbXwi just said yesterday:

“i wonder when they gonna release the trailer to #rhoa?”

…and no sooner i said it,
the trailer for season 7 released today…
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So Phaedra Won In The End?

tumblr_n565t9eRxP1qapigqo1_500so everyone remembers when phaedra unloaded on kenya at #rhoareunion.
even i said,
“damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!”
…and i like kenya.
kenya stood quiet and didn’t respond,
but i had to wonder if phaedra really is a “winner”?
black twitter seems to think so,
  but after looking at this interview with apollo and jamie foster brown on s2s magazine
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The Real Ratchet Reality

tumblr_inline_n4eeb4msoL1r0znzq-1so everyone was talking about kenya vs porsha today.
i mean everrryyyyyoooonnnneeeee.
if andy wanted ratings,
well gosh darnit,
he got em.
surprisingly it was mostly the talk amongst the snow bunnies today.
they were so shocked and mystified.
its like they got to take a trip to the hood without ever leaving the house.
one intern asked me jokingly if this is how “black women” act when they’re mad?

“um no.
well not all.”

like chick,
this is a tv show,
but how could i really answer it?
she was curious because of what she sees on tv.
some sistas will fight like dogs in the street over some stale hood pipe.
hell people in general would actually kill you for less nowadays.
its like people doing random off the wall shit so they can get their 15 minutes.
it all made me wonder…

Is this is the new reality?

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